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Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Flush a libertarian and find a luddite!
I don't like to think of myself as a Luddite, but yesterday's experience with a high tech toilet hardly endeared me to the idea of modernizing and revolutionizing Every Last Personal Thing. At O'Hare Airport I made the mistake of going to the bathroom and entering a sit-down toilet stall. First I was a bit off-put by the fact that there was an automatic plastic toilet seat cover which didn't appear to be readily removable. Normally (huh?) I don't use toilet seat covers, and whether that makes me "anal" or the opposite I don't know and don't care, but in this case there was something just, well, a bit creepy about sitting on someone else's toilet seat cover. As irrational as it may sound, I'd rather sit on a bare toilet seat than a used toilet seat cover! That's because not only do toilet seat covers give me the creeps, but whoever used a toilet seat cover might have had an unpleasant and undisclosed reason for using it. To my annoyance, I didn't see an easy way to remove the toilet seat cover, which was attached at each end, and seemed to roll into a dispenser. A button on the wall was right under a red LED with numbers -- almost like something you'd see in a hospital. Hell, why not press the button? I did, and then the toilet seat cover slithered across the seat -- reminding me of the way a snake sheds its skin -- until a new virgin coating was formed on the seat! Now, I was already feeling slightly manipulated by this. That's because I don't choose to use toilet seat covers, but I felt compelled to use one whether I wanted to or not. The idea that some unknown bureaucratic forces somewhere have decided to dictate a change in my personal habits is unsettling to say the least. Coupled with the constant diminution in quantity of urinals, I find this ominous. Still, I sat down on the thing. And no -- I don't like the sensation. It's slippy-slidy and creepy. That was the least of my problems. For, no sooner had ten or twenty seconds elapsed from my sitting down on the toilet when the automatic flush mechanism activated itself! And not just with a normal toilet flush. This thing was under pressure. With a big "WHOOSH!" it sprayed me! Worst of all, (and without going into the kind of personal details which might get my blog more censored than it already is -- just take my word for it) the timing could not possibly have been worse! But that wasn't all. "Recovering" (hope that's the right word) as best I could from this traumatic assualt on all I hold dear and personal, after another ten or twenty seconds (I didn't check my watch) the damned thing flushed and sprayed me again. Surely, that would be the last time, I thought. But as I'd been twice fooled, I was ready to jump if it happened again. And it did. Only this time I stood up, remained standing, and concluded my personal details with as much dignity as I could muster under the circumstances. Does anyone know what is going on? Is there some vast bureaucracy which has decided to save environment at the expense of our privacy and our sanity? I know that these things are all about control. I just can't decide how to label the problem. . . No control? Lack of control? Loss of control? When will they stop? They haven't stopped with potty parity, urinal removal, mandatory seat covers and automatic flushing. Where does it end? Until this day I never imagined that there could be such a thing as a Luddite libertarian or libertarian Luddite, but now I'm wondering . . . posted by Eric at 09:27 AM | Comments (11)
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Late but not forgotten
I'm back, and trying to get caught up from my trip. While I was in Rockford, I did not forget Memorial Day, and I visited a cemetery. But, I wanted to do something to help living veterans, and via Glenn Reynolds, I found Chicago Boyz link to the Wounded Warriors Hospital Fund, to which I left a donation. Chicago Boyz also provides a link to Stars and Stripes' list of worthy charities. Remember, Memorial Day is over, but there's still time to contribute! posted by Eric at 09:14 AM
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A conservative argument against the "War On Drugs"
I'm subscribed to receive a daily article from the rather radical Libertarians over at the Mises Institute. I don't always agree with the folks at Mises--in fact, I often find quite a few of their views disagreeable. Nonetheless, their scholarship is impeccable, and their articles are always thought provoking and informative. I was a touch surprised at the article I received yesterday. The basic premise was that the U.S. government's War On Drugs is a woefully negative policy, impacting non-drug users in great and substantial ways. There's nothing particularly new about that particular libertarian (both small 'l' and big 'L') argument. What was particularly interesting was that the argument took strikingly conservative lines. I think it would have a distinct appeal to more traditional, conservative thinkers, and as such, the article is of particular importance and relevance. Author Gennady Stolyarov II begins: I personally find all currently illegal drugs loathsome; they stunt the mind, inhibit the body, and curtail productivity. I would never consume such substances myself, and I would advise others against doing so.A big mistake the Libertarian Party makes in its pro-legalization stance is a fail to make their opinion on drugs themselves clear. If Libertarians would occasionally make statements like the above, perhaps people wouldn't so quickly dismiss Libertarians as a bunch of pot-smoking hippies. Next, Stolyarov's thesis: Yet, compared to the adverse effects of their illegalization, the harm of drugs themselves is small indeed.A simple statement which can easily be understood by social, economic, and other conservatives. This is both a straightforward statement of value (cost of drug war > cost of harm from drug use), and it's a statement which can be argued, evaluated, and verified in a straightforward, logically consistent manner. In other words, it has the virtue of a scientific theory: it's testable and falsifiable (as opposed to, oh, I dunno, say Intelligent Design "theory" which is neither). And we're not even through the first paragraph. It concludes: Drug-taking is extremely unhealthy for the persons engaging in it, but not for anybody who abstains from it. The "War on Drugs," by contrast, harms everybody subject to a government that undertakes it. I have no sympathy for drug addicts; I wish to argue the case of the innocent, moral, productive people who have never used such substances in their lives but are nonetheless harmed by the coercive illegalization of drugs.Next, Stolyarov acknowledges that there are (arguably) moral problems with consumption of drugs. These moral problems, however, do not inflict a cost on society even remotely comparable with the cost imposed by the War On Drugs. There are moral problems with drug-taking, but the ethical problems with the War on Drugs far exceed them. Let us presume that someone has decided to ruin his life by consuming harmful drugs. That decision alone would likely deny him the voluntary association of respectable people; these respectable people would thus not be damaged by any adverse consequences to the drug-taker's health, career, and personality. By the very fact of strongly disapproving of drug-consumption on a moral basis, one shields oneself from the adverse consequences of drug-consumption. This would be the case on a free market; the only damage from drug-taking would come to the drug addict himself — not to respectable others.Stolyarov then goes on to make a lengthy, damning enumeration of the costs incurred because of the Drug War by moral, responsible, law-abiding members of society: Yet this is not the case under a government-waged War on Drugs. The War on Drugs is waged with taxpayer money — which especially means the money of respectable, well-to-do people, who are taxed higher under the perverse "progressive" or punitive tax system. Thus, to regulate and thwart the activities of the addicts, the government expropriates substantial property from moral, productive people who do not even think about consuming illegal drugs. To punish the self-destructive, the government must also punish the self-improving and deprive them of the fruits of and the incentives for their self-improvement.One of the strongest arguments traditional conservatives wield against the forces of libertarians--their justification for everything from opposition to gay marriage to legalized gambling to legal drug use--is that the damage to society's culture has a negative effect on the whole society which in turn leads to increased crime, decreased economic growth, and the general decay of civilization. That particular point of view is a whole different debate for a whole different time, so I won't get into it; rather, I point it out to show the relevance (and conservativeness) of Stolyarov's next argument: The War on Drugs fundamentally harms Americans culturally. By dividing the ghettoes into the drug gangs and the slothful welfare recipients who are too afraid to leave their homes, the government has inadvertently created the American ghetto culture: a culture of dissipation, vulgarity, insolence, indolence, foul language, deceit, promiscuity, brutality, and violence — indeed, an anti-culture. This culture is eagerly romanticized and popularized by the leftist mass media and damages the morals of many who indiscriminately absorb it. The War on Drugs has been indirectly responsible for the widespread decline in tastes in music, art, clothing, and lifestyles during the past half-century.Finally, Stolyarov concludes: When compared to the expropriation of honest, productive citizens, the punishment of innocent children, the stifling of inner-city residents' opportunities and aspirations, the massive increase in crime and black-market activity, the restriction of territorial mobility, and the corruption of culture, the harms of drug consumption are slight indeed. Let the drug addicts ruin their own lives; it is their business, not ours. We may object morally to their conduct, but let us persuade — not coerce — them away from their pursuits. If we try coercion, we will only be imposing far greater harms on ourselves.In other words, drug legalization is not only moral from a libertarian standpoint (i.e. people should be free to engage in any activity which doesn't infringe on the rights of others), but also drug legalization is the conservative, logical, and socially beneficial policy decision. Hopefully this message will gain more and more resonance among conservatives and some day we can see an end to the silly, pointless, counterproductive, financially destructive, and bureaucratically wasteful policy of drug prohibition. posted by Beck at 08:55 AM | Comments (2)
| TrackBacks (0) Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Bus blogging from Rockford to O'Hare
What could be more exciting than riding a bus from Rockford to Chicago O'Hare Airport? Riding on a bus while writing a post about it, that's what! There's a line of rush-hour traffic as far as I can see, and the bus just lurches and stops, lurches and stops, so it's tougher to sleep than it was an hour ago when it was moving along normally in a more rural area. I had almost zero time to get online, much less post about anything, but on Sunday I happened to glance through the Rockford Register Star, which featured a nice front-page feature on local Rockford blogs: ROCKFORD — A movement aimed at transforming the political landscape in America has spread to the Rock River Valley with the help of a small army of volunteers — some of whom report for duty dressed in pajamas.That's incredibly cool to read that, as Michael Simon is a longtime favorite of mine. There's more, including an account of another blogger Scott Richert (of the Rockford Institute) and his role in saving a beautiful local landmark church from being torn down to build an awful-looking jail. Glad I found the piece online! Wish I could have spent more time in Rockford, but I'm heading home. Almost at the airport now. . . (Forgive the typos while I post and run.) posted by Eric at 08:58 AM | Comments (1)
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Nasty Little Bits Of Rifkin: A Sampler
Rod Adams runs an informative and gentlemanly blog called Atomic Insights. Mr. Adams is a nuclear engineer and a former submariner in the U.S. navy. His blog's primary focus is fission power and its potential benefits. It was through Mr. Adams and his blog that I discovered Kirk Sorenson's superlative Energy From Thorium blog. It has some great introductory papers to the wonderland that is thorium fission power. We'll come back to both of them another day. For today we're going to concentrate on an old Classical Values staple, Jeremy Rifkin. Mr. Adams recently attended a function in Washington D.C. where Rifkin was a featured lecturer. Your tax dollars at work. Last night (May 22, 2006) I had the opportunity to listen to Jeremy Rifkin, the author of The Hydrogen Economy: The Creation of the Worldwide Energy Web and the Redistribution of Power on Earth. What was DOD thinking? For those of us that were listening very carefully, Dr. Rifkin acknowledged that an energy system based on only natural flows would not be able to support a human population that is already more than 6 billion people with a growth rate that makes it likely to approach 9 billion in the next 50 years or so. He talked a bit about a gradual reduction in the world's population but did not seem concerned by the drastic changes in human behavior that would be required to turn our population growth rate into a population reduction rate. Perhaps he would like the rest of the world to adopt China's one child policy. That sounds about right. For those of you who would prefer not to read Birth Of A Notion, Rifkin Redux, or "Machine Gun For An Idiot Child" yet again, I've stripped out the snarky commentary and am re-posting some unadulterated Rifkin excerpts. This first batch comes from "Entropy: Into The Greenhouse World". Think of it as a massive reference material dump for our newer readers... Each day we awake to a world that appears more confused and disordered than the one we left the night before. Nothing seems to work anymore…Our leaders are forever lamenting and apologizing…The powers that be continue to address the problems at hand with solutions that create even greater problems than the ones they were meant to solve... P 3 I'll take the nukes, thank you very much. And a big thanks but no thanks to Rifkin's version of ghastly communitarian paradise. I think Cambodia has already beta tested it for us, and it had a few too many bugs to generate a solid market. I can't believe the government is still listening to this guy. Our next batch load is excerpted from "The Emerging Order". It's one of his earliest books, and in my sober estimation it's also the looniest. If you've never encountered it before you're in for a real treat... Cancer is the new plague. It strikes without warning and seemingly without reason.... Cancer, like the plagues is a direct consequence of the changing economic period we're living in. Seventy to 90 percent of all cancer, according to government studies, is caused by the environment of industrial capitalism... p 220 Whew! 1979. Wasn't that a time? Let's just decompress a minute and then wrap up with a little juxtaposition that I found too good to pass up. First, some more shallow historical analysis from "Entropy". Any emphases are my own... Imagine a time warp that could put us face to face with a medieval Christian serf. The thirteenth century is not so very long ago...Still, even without a language barrier we and the serf would have very little to say to each other after the usual chitchat about the weather. That’s because we would probably be interested in finding out what his goals in life were...Of course, we shouldn’t expect much in the way of a response. In fact, if all we see in his eyes is a blank expression, it’s not because we’re talking over his head, or because his mind isn’t developed enough for the exchange of ideas. It’s just that his ideas about life, history, and reality are so utterly different from our own. The Christian view of history, which dominated western Europe throughout the Middle Ages, perceived life in this world as a mere stopover in preparation for the next...the doctrine of original sin precluded the possibility of humanity ever improving its lot in life...There were no personal goals, no desires to get ahead or leave something behind. There were only God’s decrees to be faithfully carried out. Right, right. Devout Christians all, and this life is but a mere prologue. So just how accurate is this account? As you might imagine, not terribly. In fact, it's downright cartoonish, being so simply rendered as to be useless. I was reading up on the Hanseatic League, a mercantile alliance active during (surprise!) the thirteenth century and found the following synopsis of a trading dispute... Waldemar Atterdag, King of Denmark, was envious of the wealth the Hansa was taking from the herring fisheries off the coast of Scania. Waldemar felt, perhaps rightly so, that the revenues from the fisheries in his territories should be more under his control and did his best to reduce the privileges his predecessors had given to the Germans. In 1361, just after the counsellors from the Hansa had returned to Luebeck after re-negotiating the rights to the herring fisheries, news came that Waldemar had sacked the city of Wisby on the island of Gotland. That's some "prologue". Onward Christian soldiers, hey? But where is Rifkin's conception of the medieval God in this mundane jockeying for economic and military advantage? It all sounds depressingly familiar and comprehensible. They fought a war for herring revenues. Jeremy Rifkin, mangling the historical record since 1979. posted by Justin at 03:39 PM
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The Most Beautiful Building I've Ever Seen
Well, actually no. It isn't. But it is the most beautiful skyscraper constructed in the last five years, that I'm personally aware of. I suppose I could have missed one. Anyway, it's called "Turning Torso" and it's located in Malmö, Sweden. Taste is always subjective of course, so you may find it's not something you care for. Hey, it's a big world. I'll live. But if you do like it you might want to check out the buildings own flashy site. It's fun. Fact is, I liked this building so much that I looked up the architect , Santiago Calatrava, to see what else he'd done. Lots, as it happens. And more lots. Plus, he has a flash site all his own. Please, enjoy. Most modern architecture either leaves me cold or enrages me. What San Francisco did to the De Young Museum calls for show trials at the very least. Seriously, it looks like a Klingon parking garage. My teeth begin grinding whenever I'm reminded of it. In this one small locus of human endeavor, Kunstler and I are in perfect agreement. Most modern architects are guilty of crimes against humanity. Have you seen the monstrous abortion that's planned for downtown Louisville? Awww, it's a gigantic Dickens Droid. Look, it's limping along with the help of a trusswork girder crutch. It must be Tiny Tim! God bless us, every one! But where is the robot's head? Those people have a lot to answer for. Here's what Rem Koolhaas, whose firm designed the steel and glass crime, fondly imagines is a deep thought... "People can inhabit anything. And they can be miserable in anything and ecstatic in anything. More and more I think that architecture has nothing to do with it. Of course, that's both liberating and alarming. But the generic city, the general urban condition, is happening everywhere, and just the fact that it occurs in such enormous quantities must mean that it's habitable. Architecture can't do anything that the culture doesn't. We all complain that we are confronted by urban environments that are completely similar. We say we want to create beauty, identity, quality, singularity. And yet, maybe in truth these cities that we have are desired. Maybe their very characterlessness provides the best context for living." God help us all. No wonder I hate his buildings. And yet, they're not that different from Calatrava's, aside from being graceless, ill-proportioned, and inescapably intrusive. So it must just be subtle differences, right? Calatrava's designs remind me of bird bones, whale ribs, narwhal tusks, or even Brancusi's "Bird in Space". They are truly lovely, but in a mildly disturbing way, like something that H.R. Giger might design for his children if he got really, really mellow. Cuddly Giger. Plushy Giger. It soothes me.
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An Interesting Hypothesis
Older readers may recall Nevil Shute as the author of On The Beach, or perhaps less famously, No Highway. Both books were eventually translated into films, starring Gregory Peck and Jimmy Stewart respectively. At the peak of his writing career he was a fairly well known man of letters. But much earlier in his career, back when his name was still Nevil Norway, he spent many years as a pilot and aeronautical engineer. As such, he was intimately involved in the construction of the R100 airship. His autobiography, Slide Rule, details his experiences with that enterprise as well as his thoughts on the doomed R101. Slide Rule is a wonderful little book, full of unpredictable observations, and the following passages are as good an example as any. A man’s own experiences determine his opinions, of necessity. I was thirty-one years old at the time of the R.101 disaster, and my first close contact with senior civil servants and politicians at work was in the field of airships, where I watched them produce disaster. That experience still colours much of my thinking. I am very willing to recognize the good in many men of these two classes, but a politician or a civil servant is still to me an arrogant fool till he is proved otherwise… It's an interesting hypothesis, and I'm afraid I'm predisposed towards finding it plausible. Nevertheless, off the top of my head I can think of at least one contradictory datum. How are we to account for Ted Kennedy? posted by Justin at 10:42 AM | Comments (1)
| TrackBacks (0) Sunday, May 28, 2006
Light Of Other Days
Hitachi announced their latest, smallest RFID a few months ago, and I've just recently become aware of it. You can click here to see it. I believe it would be worth your while to do so. By way of comparison, here is its bigger, older brother. When I first heard of RFID technology, the devices were about the size of a credit card. You would attach them to whatever you wanted to track using strapping tape. That was less than ten years ago. Today we're looking at a silicon fleck, .15 millimeters on a side. Progress. So how significant are these motes? Well, to be honest, in the Big Brother Is Watching You department, not very. They are nowhere near to having the capabilities of the mythical Qeng Ho localizer, or even its humbler real world inspiration. It has no sonics, no light sensors, no ad hoc mesh networking. No direct optic nerve stimulation via phased array transmission, for that matter. In fact, all they can do is identify themselves. They give a tiny little squeak-back when you tickle them with radio waves. Nevertheless, I do worry. It's Moore's Law, you see. If these things continue to improve as they have, in twenty to forty years their capabilities should be increased anywhere from a thousand to a millionfold. That's when things will get really interesting, though I suppose it needn't be all bad. Perhaps not even mostly bad. Still, a little worry now might save us considerable grief later. Just so you know. For some reason, that image of tiny RFID chips with salt crystals has me thinking about Bob Shaw, a science fiction writer whose work I've not read in thirty years or so. He was one of those rare SF authors who truly advanced the conceptual state of the art. These days most people are at least passingly familiar with the standard science fictional props. They know what a hyperdrive is supposed to do, you step on the gas and you go. Likewise, a blaster is trivially easy to understand as a space six-shooter. It's actually a bit of a shame, what Lucas and company have done to the popular conception. Star Wars hand weapons are positively anemic compared to the rather more emphatic blasters of my youth. Those Buck Rogers antiques combined the best features of an atomic flame thrower and a recoil free hand-cannon. Imagine a light saber with a two hundred yard reach and you're almost there. Captain Flandry would have sneered at Han Solo's pokey little popgun. But, all fun aside, science fiction can be far more than just rocketships and rayguns. It can tackle stranger, more original concepts, and Bob Shaw is responsible for one of my favorites. Going far beyond the standard beloved cliches of the genre, he used a classic application of the "What if?" technique and posited a substance that could impede the progress of light by a factor of quadrillions. He called it slow glass. A ray of light entering a pane of slow glass might take years to reach the far side. You, after waving and mugging at a pane of such stuff, might come back in five years, or ten, and circling round to the other side of the glass watch your younger self happily clowning as the tardy photons bearing your image finish their slow trudge across the millimeters and burst out into freedom. What if we could synthesize such a material? What would we do with it? The easy answers came first. Rustic views for the everyman, indistinguishable from reality. An end to electric street lighting. Gregory Benford once remarked that writing science fiction without limitations is like playing tennis with the net down. Without difficulties, there can be no drama. For most of his slow glass stories, Shaw followed this dictum, adhering to a self imposed set of limits. Once fabricated, slow glass couldn't be manipulated. You couldn't fast forward. You couldn't rewind. Tampering with the glass caused it to release all of its stored energy at once. Bad idea. If you wanted to view a particular event, you just had to wait it out. I recall a story involving a court case where this "fact" was used to quite good effect. My memory of the story is a bit hazy, but it went something like this. The suspect had been tried, convicted, and executed. The evidence was fairly conventional (no video), but was believed to be as airtight as such things can be. Then, and here my memory grows extremely unreliable, it was discovered that a piece of slow glass had been present at the scene of the crime. Perhaps the court had the glass all along, but felt that sentencing couldn't wait? No matter. Years after the fact, far too late to do any good, the judge and jury would be able to know if they had killed an innocent man. Oddly enough, I can't recall which way it went. What I do remember is the sickening suspense as the glass counted down to the fatal minutes. That story and many others are available in Shaw's collection, Other Days, Other Eyes, and the final story in that collection is where the connection with Hitachi RFID chips comes in. Were you wondering if it ever would? In that story, in short, scientists finally achieved the Holy Grail of slow glass research and learned how to access the glass's "memories" without triggering a huge explosion. Progress. And what did they choose to do with their new triumph, their readable slow glass? Why, nothing but good. First of all, they ground up tons of the stuff into fine crystals, rather like beach sand or sea salt. Then, they dusted everything with it, wholesale. Cityscape, country lane, lonely moor, whatever. So that forever after, no matter where you went, tiny bits of observant grit would tirelessly memorize your every move for posterity. And you could never be alone again. It needn't be all bad. Nevertheless, I do worry. posted by Justin at 09:27 AM | Comments (2)
| TrackBacks (0) Saturday, May 27, 2006
Banana nanny republic?
As luck would have it, I've had only one chance to get online so far, and that was on a hotel computer which would not allow me to access this blog -- not the main page nor anything else. So I couldn't even write a post complaining about it until now. A content filtering service called (appropriately) "Net Nanny" is blocking Classical Values, as well as other blogs (Alphecca for one) which I tried to pull up. (BTW, content filtering is not a new topic on this blog.) I realize that this is not censorship, and I understand people's concerns, but I like to think that while I don't shy away from controversial issues, I do try to maintain civility and I try to avoid profanity or obscenity. Either I am not trying hard enough, or there's something else that's found offensive by the software proprietors. I'd love to hear from anyone who is knowledgeable or has had similar experiences. How ironic it would be if blog-blocking software like Net Nanny is in wide use by schools or other institutional facilities. Sigh. Imagine if the same people who teach children how to put condoms on bananas use software that blocks criticism of the condoms on bananas! UPDATE (06/01/06): If this information from the anti-filtering site Peacefire is correct, this blog and many other blogs are incompatible with Net Nanny, no matter how cleanly we might keep them: Net Nanny, however, blocks all pages by default that contain the words "sex", "drugs" or "pornography", and can even be configured to hang up the modem or lock up the computer if a banned word appears on the screen.Gee. Even "Democracy! Whiskey! Sexy!" ? posted by Eric at 05:36 PM | Comments (4)
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Who needs answers when you've got words?
There is violence. There is violence built into the system. This is obvious. There is violence built out of the system. This also is obvious. There is a reason for the violence. This is non-obvious. The reason is the system. Coincidentally, there is no system. Realize. Exclusively, that which can be truly said to exist is the individual. You. You right now. Reading these insipid, incipient lines. You are the only thing that exists. Amusingly, you allow yourself to be dominated by the system. The one that doesn't exist. I'm sorry. I hate preaching. I hate pedants. I'm just trying to set you free, and the only way to do that is by shaking the chains you flippantly copulate with ‘til the rattling gets too irritating to ignore. Really, that's the thing that sets the above-average sentient free: irritation. Not logic, not joy, not sorrow, but mosquito bites. Man, thems a muthafuckah. Where were we? Ah yes. A manifesto of intoxication. Preternatural. Ly. I want to share something with you. It's a bit of myself. What I experience, what I feel, what I am, what I realize. You'll note a superfluity of first person pronouns. There's a reason. It integrates. Keep up. You'll thank me in the morning. Ooh, yeah, you like it like that don’t’cha? Not enough people shout. Not enough object. Not enough howl. Not until the end anyway. The only howl emitted by the vast majority of humanity is the sudden striking revelation that comes free of charge concurrently with the moment of oblivion at their terminus's terminal. Don't. Be. That. Human. Trying to help the helpless is the ultimate exercise in futility, so really this is an elaborate masturbatory exercise on my part, yet I can't remain silent, and perhaps there's a person among you who retains a last shred of whimsy. Whimsy. Whimsy. Whimsy will set you free. Don't believe me? When's the last time you saw a dead clown?! Politicians don't count. Listen. We are all wholly severable. That's the real key. Once you grasp that, you begin to understand that not only does your fellow man not particularly esteem you, he also doesn't have any obligation to gain your esteem. Most fortuitous yes? Work with me, you wacky crazy kooky insane marthafochers. You can't keep your cancers, cozy as they may be. Because it turns out that misery doesn't actually need company; rather, it obliterates company. Like a germ on a flea of the very last tender tasty morsel of the ultimate dead skin cell. Penny Royal tea. Formulate infinity. Scabs. Laughter. Picking at them both. Like sandpaper on a steel rasp. That's your existence womb. Freedom is. Freedom and liberty are absolute. So are the laws of physics. Hence the big bitch about bullets. Both sides are wrong, but one side has better aim. If you can't drink it all in, it isn't necessarily because you're scared. Of course, probability being what it is, you might want to jump one way just to play it safe; nonetheless, I'll go ahead and give you an applause line. For jumping. Because not everyone has even the hint of self-preservation necessary to not die in absentia. Some times there IS a right answer. Back to basics. You're scared. You're powerless. What a happy coincidence: all you have is basics. Sympathizing, I think you're dumb. The maestro says so word-for-word. And the maestro is never wrong. Never. posted by Cosmic Drunk at 10:30 PM | Comments (7)
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On the road
I am spending Memorial Day weekend in the Midwest, and I'll be doing a lot of traveling (starting right now) so posting will be nonexistent to light. My reading material for the plane consists of two cheerful books: While both of these men were important historical characters (and obviously, there's a lot more known about Lincoln than Pilate) it's always fascinating (for me, at least) to examine the fuzzy locus of uncertainty where history and mythology meet. Often, history is driven by human emotions, politics, and what people want to believe. This includes writers, who have their own biases, or they wouldn't be writing about their subjects, so I always read with a skeptical eye. Everyone have a great Memorial Day weekend!
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| TrackBacks (0) Thursday, May 25, 2006
Don't stay home from the poll!
If (like me) you feel that the latest bipartisan bribery scandal is just too much after much too much, do not despair! For you have not been disenfranchised, and you don't have to boycott anything. Instead, tou can make your voice heard! Simply take The Commissar's Dennis Hastert poll (which I won't spoil here; just go take it). The Commissar also links to John Cole: When I see the Republican and Democratic leadership closing ranks to protect a crook, it briefly makes me want to go apologize to all the Naderites for making fun of their paranoid conspiracy theories.Once again, reality imitates satire. ![]() posted by Eric at 09:16 PM | Comments (2)
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Trapped by authority?
Local trains are not running because of an Amtrak power breakdown which has in turn shut down SEPTA train lines in the Philadelphia area as well as on the New Jersey transit system. Naturally, infuriated commuters who were stranded on the trains wanted to get off and find other means of transportation to work. But according to Reuters, they were threatened with arrest: New Jersey Transit said the outage halted its two most heavily traveled lines, which move 70,000 passengers per weekday, and some trains destined for midtown Manhattan have been diverted to Hoboken, New Jersey, across the Hudson River from New York.I'd like to know just what the charge would be. Trespassing, perhaps? I don't see how that would hold up, because the intent is not to trespass, but to leave. Legally, when people are compelled to remain in a certain place by force, that constitutes the tort of false imprisonment. The airlines understand this, which is why passengers are allowed to leave grounded or stranded planes when that is possible. It happened to me once when a flight I took to San Francisco was forced to land in Oakland because of problems with the San Francisco airport. The flight crew tried to stop passengers from getting off the plane, but after someone conferred with the airline's uppity-ups, they announced that passengers would be allowed to leave "but we cannot guarantee your safety in Oakland." Fine with me, as I never wanted a safety guarantee, so I left. Absent a life-threatening emergency or something, I don't think New Jersey Transit had any right to hold people against their will, and unless there's no tort of false imprisonment in New Jersey, I think they can sue. (Unless the freedom thing is a loophole or something. . . ) MORE: In a report after the power was restored, I see that at least some pasengers managed to get out while avoiding arrest: NEWARK, N.J. (AP) -- A major power outage stranded thousands of rush-hour commuters Thursday between New York and Washington, stopping trains inside sweltering tunnels and forcing many passengers to get out and walk.Such defiance should have been met with a SWAT team! posted by Eric at 11:07 AM | Comments (4)
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Punishing the Republican leadership?
A brief word on the well-organized movement by conservative activists (Richard Viguerie being a good example) to punish the Republicans by staying home in November. Ostensibly this will punish the Republicans who voted the wrong way on guest worker amnesty and against the wall, because they will not be re-elected, and their seats will go to Democrats. Considering that the Democrats oppose the wall and favor amnesty, this "punishment" will not advance the activists' ostensible goal one iota -- at least not in the short term. If the House goes Democrat, the activists' chances plummet to nil. Obviously, the primary goal is punishment, not achieving the goal, unless of course the goal is something else. What might that be? Mere punishment of the Republican leadership? Or might it be some sort of dissembled attempt at a takeover of the Republican Party? If it is that, I'd love to know who the principal players are, and whether there's an element of opportunism in the near-hysterical focus on immigration. Certainly, it will not punish the Democrats to give them control of the House. But what about the many voters who worry about things other than the border? What about fearful firearms owners? Citizens who fear higher taxes and hate bureaucracy? I'd be willing to bet that there a lot of other issues of interest to a lot of citizens. Because punishing the leaders ultimately comes down to self-punishment (eliminating, as it does, all possibility of hope), one FREEPer compared the strategy of defeat to a suicide threat: Maybe the Republican leadership should pay closer attention to their base this time around.Or threatening to jump off a tall building. (I don't expect the Democrats to call the suicide prevention line.) posted by Eric at 10:27 AM | Comments (12)
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Today's Philadelphia Inquirer has a front page story headlined "Closer to a Safety Target" which hails new developments in so-called "smart gun" technology: As police in Philadelphia struggle to stop a scourge of shootings, some New Jersey engineers say they are closing in on a "smart" solution: a gun that can be fired only by its owner.Correction: Not all handguns! Police are exempted from the requirement, and could still buy regular handguns which fire whenever the trigger is pulled. Michael Recce, who dreamed up the grip-recognition concept in 1999, said the only obstacles are time and money.Sorry to interrupt again, but I'm way past the wading stage. I've been swimming in purple seas for years. Various smart-gun efforts have flamed out in the past, amid vocal skepticism by the National Rifle Association. Many gun owners chafe at the notion of any restrictions on their Second Amendment right to bear arms, and warn that any such modifications would make guns more expensive.Hey wait a second! They're running out of patience? I'm running out of patience too! With economists who've probably never fired a gun in their lives imagining themselves to be competent to tell me what to do with my gun and deliver "estimates" of "saved lives" predicated on nonsensical suppositions that either the millions of existing handguns could ever be retrofitted or that they would disappear if made illegal. Though the New Jersey law exempts law enforcement, police might also benefit from the technology. According to FBI statistics, as many as one in six officers killed each year is slain with his or her weapon.Doesn't this admission contradict the earlier assertion that "all handguns sold in New Jersey would have to be personalized."? In the last few months, Recce's team has crammed the necessary electronics into the handle of a prototype, so the firearm no longer must be tethered to a computer.For reasons I'll explain, I don't trust these researchers, and I don't trust this, or any product which is mandated by government regulations and not developed in and for the free market. Dave Kopel discusses the many problems with this technology, from both civil rights and hands-on perspectives, noting that the reason police officers from the requirement is the idea is inherently unreliable. Bottom line: real guns would still be sold -- but only to police officers! Extreme Tech has long discussion of the emerging technology, which seems inevitable eventually: Smart guns, no longer science fiction, will be a commercial reality in a few short years. And the future holds a wealth of possibilities, such as accelerometers to aid in firing practice and GPS sensors to help in crime-scene reconstructions.That's easy enough to say, and easy enough in theory. Some gun owners might indeed welcome a high tech gun that plugs into a charger at night and that can't be picked up and fired by a stranger or a child. But if it is "not a restriction," what if you want to add a "user"? What if you don't live alone, but with another adult you love? What if you have a wife, a husband, a live in? If it is in fact your gun, isn't part of its function to offer protection to your loved ones? Lots of people have to leave their loved ones at home when they go to work, go on trips, drive to the store, or even take a shower. I can just see it now. . . Husband goes downstairs to investigate a noise. Intruder jumps him, and during the struggle the husband screams upstairs for his wife to get the gun and help him. She grabs the gun and runs downstairs. "Honey, the gun won't work. How long will it take to have it reprogrammed?" This leads to an inevitable question. Whose gun is it? Suppose you want to turn off the damned piezoelectric sensor mechanism to allow it to be fired when you're wearing gloves, or by anyone in your household. Who is the owner? Obviously, high tech guns are a bureaucrat's dream, for they invite a plethora of rules and regulations, programmer standards and certification, hacking, and in turn anti-hacking police. In short, a war over the chip inside your gun, and over what you can do with it. As is the case with so many bureaucrat's dreams, this one sounds like a citizen's nightmare. I suspect that's the idea. But it's only part of the idea. Long term, I think the goal is not to offer an "enhancement" but to confiscate older guns. It's a very short step from prohibiting the sale in stores of any firearms that aren't "smart guns" to prohibiting the sale or transfer, or possession of real guns. Yes, real guns. The kind that can be picked up and fired -- even if it has been left on a shelf or in a drawer, or packed inside an emergency survival kit. The kind that don't need a charger: Chang is also concerned with battery life, a crucial factor in this case, of course. He imagines that the finished product will operate four hours in active shooting or several days when idle. The guns would likely come with charging stands, much as handheld computers and cell phones do now.Um, how is a smart gun supposed to be recharged when the power is down? Look, I'm no Luddite, nor am I anti-technology. If gun dealers wanted to market the smart technology as an "enhancement" in a free market, fine. But when the government is developing them and laws require people to have them, calling a limitation an enhancement sounds Orwellian. I don't know if I'd ever want one of these things. But even if I did, common sense requires having a backup -- in the form of a real gun. In case of a thing called an emergency. (To my old-fashioned way of thinking, emergencies are what guns are for.) The most sensible approach may be to marry Recce's recognition technology with a gun that fires electronically - without mechanical, moving parts such as a hammer. If an authorized user were recognized, it would be a simple matter to turn on the firing circuitry.Electronic firing? If that isn't an invitation to full-auto hackers, I don't know what is. I suppose making them "tamper proof" would have to be the next "enhancement." If they're smart, why not make them smarter and build in an emergency cell phone chip that sends a distress signal to the authorities whenever attempted tampering occurs? Imagine how many lives "we" could "save." MORE: How about real smart guns activated by human brain waves? Nah. They'd probably be activated by sleeping users during home invasion nightmares, and start firing at dreamed up targets. posted by Eric at 07:25 AM | Comments (1)
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Excuse me, but is anyone in charge?
The recent incident involving two Saudi men who boarded a school bus, frightened children and then gave police conflicting stories (see this report linked by Glenn Reynolds) aroused my curiosity. When I researched the story further, I saw that the two men were here as a result of a huge new exchange program: The UA will enroll about 100 new Saudi Arabian students this summer, which could signal the reverse of a post-Sept. 11 trend of having fewer international students in the United States, especially those from the Middle East. The students are part of a new large-scale scholarship program by the Saudi government, which will send about 6,000 students to American universities this year after just 1,442 Saudi students had visas to study in the United States in 2004.Improved relations are one thing, but aren't they forgetting that the war on terror has largely been a war against suicidal Saudi Salafists? Is anyone, anywhere, doing anything to make sure that these students are not suicidal Salafists? Earlier I voiced suspicions about the State Department resettling ethnic Turks in the local Saudi madrassa, because Saudi madrassas have such a poor track record. See Senator Lautenberg's report which documents the problem. Despite reassurances, the madrassas do not seem to have done a good job of policing themselves. (A recent hearing failed to reassure me that the one in my neighborhood is even capable of policing itself.) According to this Washington Post report, the madrassa curricula are still loaded with hateful propaganda. I know that everyone is worried about illegal Mexicans crossing the border right now. But am I being unreasonable in asking whether bringing in many thousands of apparently unsupervised Saudi students is a great idea right now? As to reassurances, Randy "Duke" Cunningham and the State Department both seem to think that the Saudis have turned over a new leaf. Says Congressman Cunningham: I feel that Saudi Arabia is the leader in the Arab world, especially with Medina and Mecca. I feel that Osama probably put 15 Saudis in there, flew them into the [World Trade] Center, partially to divide one of our better allies that we have in the Middle East from us.. ..I realize they do have problems there. But I also -- and I can't address it here, but I can in closed session -- note to the extent that the Saudi intelligence agencies are working with us daily in helping -- more so than most agencies. And so, I see them as an emerging support for us, but I'm afraid that's going to erode. And collectively, I know it's INS, it's FBI, it's CIA -- your problem is going to be magnified five years from now unless we get our arms around this.Should I be reassured that our government know what it is doing? By whose track record? UPDATE (05/25/06): According to CNS News, The Saudi government has not only broken its promise and failed to eliminate anti-western rhetoric from its public school textbooks, some Saudi-funded schools on U.S. soil continue to incite violence...There's more in a pdf report by the Institute for Gulf Affairs, whose director Ali Al-Ahmed warns of the danger: "There is a lot of misinformation and disinformation about others in these textbooks. These textbooks groom a child to be a terrorist," Al-Ahmed added.I wish he wasn't in a position to issue such warnings. posted by Eric at 09:01 AM
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Who's afraid of the big bad Republicans? Big national chains are bad, and local ownership is good, right? Not necessarily. It depends on who the local parties are -- and whom you ask. Huge headlines today confirm that the Philadelphia Inquirer has been bought by a consortium of local businesspeople. Here's a look at who they are: One sells cars and another hawks diet food. There are an ad man, an insurance broker, and a money manager.Local control is normally said to be a good thing. (Closer to the community, etc.) But in this case, there seems to be a political litmus test, and there are worries about whether there will be too much "influence." By Republicans. Two of them! Local leftists are not too happy about it. Atrios warns of "bad times" ahead, links to Editor and Publisher's dire warnings of Republicanism, and concludes that "all signs point to scary." And in the most uncivil language possible, a local blogger slams the Inquirer's new CEO for being a Republican, and adds, I guess it’s up to us to disintermediate him so he loses his millions. It won’t be pretty.Not sure who "they" are, or how they plan to "disintermediate" him. Bad and "scary" times ahead? The Inquirer has been struggling, and now it appears that it will survive. What is scary about that? Is "scary" simply a synonym for Republican? From what I can see so far, the staff doesn't appear to be terribly frightened. Editor Amanda Bennett describes herself as "not worried at all": "Unlike the financial fight, maintaining journalistic integrity is a fight I know how to fight and everyone in this newsroom knows how to fight."She sure does. Ms. Bennett is one of the few editors in this country who bucked a very cowardly trend in her decision to publish the Muhammad cartoon. For this she faced down angry Muslim demonstrators, but refused to apologize. And she's supposed to be afraid of a couple of Republicans? Longtime reporter Larry Eichel, discussing the potential for influence by the new owners, doesn't seem frightened either: The potential for the exercise of influence, whether real or perceived, goes beyond the businesses the investors run. They serve as directors of other corporations, on the boards of local nonprofit and cultural institutions. They have histories of political involvement. |