May 18, 2006
You should be too
That was destabilitating.
Pardon me while I seek abstractly to regain that which you can find sufficiently surrogate for your superficial blues.
Life is a joke. I spell it out early and in front. Meant, as it must be, in every possible way. Sorry to tell the rest of you, but everything else has been a vast--and I really mean vast in the vastest sense--mistake.
How is this possible?
Really? How the fuck is this possible.
The answer, much like a wide range of mundane axioms, is simple, much as many would desire them incomprehensible.
Most people are fucking stupid. That's the secret. Hope that didn't entirely blow the lids off the last few remaining ringnuts about our religions. Frankly, you never stood a chance. Progress requires that you accept a distorted reality.
Still, something's wrong. There’s a disconnect somewhere. It turns out that as a hyper-intelligent being, it's in my best interest to manipulate you into deriving on your own an only truly relevant emotional response (I'm talking, naturally, about orgasming) to anything other than pure, melodrama free (ironically you betcha) standard copulation syndrome formula ninety-nine.
Pro-sanity dictates that the lack of order within order reflects the lack of evolution inherent in the evolutionary condition.
You'd think you were getting a complete picture until suddenly it occurred to you that everything had been going swimmingly prior to your unexpected detour prior to your arrival to the mundane--relatively speaking--yet profoundly, inarguably, inexxxaustible and irrefutable tomorrow.
tHE SURVIVAL OF THE FISHES DEPENDS UPON THE SURVIVAL OF THE INFARCTIONS.
WHO THE FUCK HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY? FAGGOT.
posted by Cosmic Drunk on 05.18.06 at 02:24 AM
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