After much soul searching, it was decided to add another author to this blog who will be posting under the Bachannialian pseudonym "Cosmic Drunk."
If this works out (and I am quite skeptical), there may be regular posts from this author. Or maybe irregular. Or maybe not.
In the event there are posts, I want it known that Classical Values is not responsible for their contents.
(Or his.)
Liability is specifically and explicitly disclaimed.
I'm not wearing any pants.
Bitches.
You mean you're not Hillary Rodham Clinton?
I'm not wearing any pants.
Bitches.