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May 18, 2006
Satire isn't funny when it's at the taxpayers expense!
One of the things that plagues me is when I see things I know are meant to be serious, but which ought to be considered satire. From Evan Coyne Maloney (link via Pajamas Media) I have found a perfect example of real life imitating satire, quoted verbatim from the Seattle public school system's Definitions of Racism: Cultural Racism:It would be downright hilarious if it wasn't the official definition of racism at a taxpayer-financed public school. But, as I just tried not to mock Pat Robertson, now I must try not to mock the statements of an institution carrying the solemn label of "Seattle Public Schools." Just as I used logic with Robertson's claim that God intended to lash the coast, fairness dictates that I use logic in assessing the claims made by Seattle's educational bureaucracy. having a future time orientation Can anyone tell me what that is? I mean, the statement (if it's even that) is so totally vague that I don't know where to begin. How can I or anyone else possibly determine whether such a thing is even arguably "cultural racism"? Hell, I have a enough tough time with sexual orientation. But "future time orientation"? What are the cultural indicators? Wearing a watch? Looking at a clock? Being aware that the future has not yet occurred? How can that be said to involve race in any way? I suppose this might touch on what social critics often call the "culture of instant gratification" (as opposed to what they call "delayed gratification"), but I've never read that race was involved in this. Usually, it's a general indictment of young people who haven't yet learned the value of patience. Psychologists use the acronym "FTO" when discussing "future time orientation" (defined as "an individual's degree of general concern, engagement, and involvement in the future") -- something said to be a problem for the disabled as well as relationships with the opposite sex. (In one such study, "a high concern for future commitment to a romantic relationship had a negative effect on reported relationship satisfaction.") I'm afraid I can't make any sense -- racial or otherwise -- out of this (and I suspect the vagueness is intentional), so I'll move on. emphasizing individualism as opposed to a more collective ideology Again, that has nothing to do with race. Unless the assumption is made there that some races are inherently (genetically) more predisposed to collectivism than others. But wouldn't that be a racist assumption? It is one thing to favor collectivism over individualism (and there will always be people who favor one or the other), but declaring that those who favor individualism belong to a certain race and are racists? That strikes me as more of a cheapshot way to win an argument through intimidation than a legitimate definition of racism. And, logically, even if we make the explicitly racist assumption that individualism is favored by one race and collectivism by another, why wouldn't it be just as racist to favor collectivism? defining one form of English as standard If that is racism, then English is itself racist. If there is no standard form of English, then what's to teach? Hmmm.... Oh, I get it now. They just don't want to teach, because it's not easy. Doh! This just lets the teachers who can't spell or speak properly off the hook, and allows them to throw the "racist" label at parents who want their kids to learn standard English. (Yes, there is standard English, just as there is standard French, and standard Spanish.) identifying only Whites as great writers or composers (Well, if that definition of racism helps children learn the identities of any writers or composers at all, I guess it would be an improvement on the existing situation. Would Beethoven count?) I have to say, it deeply disturbs me that there are people who would define things like "future time orientation" and "individualism" as racism. But apparently, they're teaching children and no one is doing anything to stop them. I think it's poisonous indoctrination, and mental punishment of innocent children. Parents of any children in Seattle (if not all taxpayers in the area) should sue. Hey wait a second. Wasn't Seattle the city that Pat Robertson declared that God would target with a "lashing"? Maybe Pat Robertson can talk to God again, and get him to narrow the focus on Seattle's educational bureaucracy. . . UPDATE: Harry Reid thinks that it's racist to make English the official language of the United States: Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid called a proposal to make English the official language "racist" on the Senate floor yesterday.Interesting assertion. Spanish is spoken by 332 million people while English is spoken by over two billion. Considering that the former is spoken in Spain and Latin America, and the latter is spoken in India plus a number of African countries, I'm wondering about the exact racial breakdown. Can the "racism" be pinpointed? MORE: According to the United States Census, "People who are Hispanic may be of any race." posted by Eric on 05.18.06 at 11:30 AM
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I think you're right, and you reminded me of a post I wrote about expressing sentiments along similar lines: http://www.classicalvalues.com/archives/001873.html Time flies! Eric Scheie · May 18, 2006 06:51 PM Eric: As you know, I was a teacher, and I can shed some light on the "future time orientation" nonsense for you. At my new-employee orientation, I was informed that poor people and minorities tend to think of time in terms of the present tense and don't do any future planning because they tend not have the means, whereas "the wealthy" (i.e. white people) think in terms of the future tense because they have the means to plan. How what I've just described is not objectively racist is beyond my humble grasp. I almost had to break my neck to try to twist my head around that. j.d. · May 18, 2006 10:44 PM On FTO, I can think of two things. One, future time orientation would probably view technology and accompanying changes as important. If individualism is racist, so is technology. Two, and perhaps more important, if we focus on the future, we spend less time focusing on slavery and Jim Crow, and that's racist. Obviously. I think it boils down to that. The future is seen as individualist, high-tech, and capitalist; or, in other words, racist. And thinking about it makes people devote less processor time to the really important issues, like what people who look liked one student did to people who looked like the other before either was born. My penny and a half. Jon Thompson · May 18, 2006 11:39 PM The Seattle school district has a nasty, insane message for budding entrepreneurs, civil libertarians, and free market conservatives: your belief in individual rights or individual initiative brands you as a racist. The Seattle Public Schools define individualism as a form of “cultural racism,” declaring that “cultural racism” includes “emphasizing individualism as opposed to a more collective ideology.” On their web site, they also define racism to include stereotypically white traits such as “future time orientation,” which is a pejorative word used for studying and “acting white” to reap future advancement, rather than devoting one’s energy to being hip or cool and enjoying the moment. It is racist for the Seattle schools to stereotype achievement as a “white” characteristic. Plenty of non-whites study and exercise self-discipline. No school system should disparage student studying and achievement. That is at odds with a school system’s basic educational mission. The Seattle schools also declare “equality” of treatment to be a form of racially-biased assimilation, favoring instead affirmative action in the form of “unequal treatment for those who have been disadvantaged over time,” to give historically oppressed groups “special programs and benefits.” The “equality” they deride – the notion that “people who are the same in those respects relevant to how they are treated in those circumstances should receive the same treatment” – is the same notion of equal treatment whose infringement is the basis for a disparate-treatment discrimination lawsuit under the federal civil rights laws. In an apparent conflict with federal law, the Seattle schools deny that whites can be the victims of racism. They define racism as limited to acts against groups that have “little social power in the United States (Blacks, Latino/as, Native Americans, and Asians), by the members of the agent racial group who have relatively more social power (Whites).” By contrast, federal appeals courts routinely rule against institutions that fire or harass white employees, recognizing that whites can indeed be victims of racism. See, e.g., Bowen v. Missouri Department of Social Services (2002) (racial harassment of white employee by black co-worker); Taxman v. Board of Education (1996) (termination of white teacher instead of black teacher). And the Supreme Court held that racial discrimination against whites by local governments is generally illegal in City of Richmond v. J.A. Croson Co. (1989). Affirmative action can’t be used to justify terminating or harassing an employee. The Seattle schools’ racist policy, which appears to condone unlawful racial discrimination and retaliation against whites, is on the web site of its Equity and Race Relations department, directed by Caprice Hollins, a politically-correct self-proclaimed multicultural “educator.” Some education. It appears that the Seattle schools would rather spend their time teaching (and practicing) racism, rather than reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Hans Bader · May 19, 2006 02:32 PM Oh, Good Lord. Without future time orientation, there is no reason to have a school at all. Do they not think about graduation or passing a test when they set the schedule or agenda? When a child gets on a bus to go to school, are they thinking they might end up at the zoo or amusement park instead? If the school administrators do not think about the destination of the bus or the purpose of the lesson plans, then by their own standards they are a racist institution. Close them, using their own standards. Grand Stand · May 21, 2006 01:25 AM I just noticed this. It says, "identifying only Whites as great writers or composers." But, it doesn't seem to care about identifying, say, only Whites as great scientists. Or, am I missing something? It seems these people view math, science, individualism, and the future, as racist. Therefore, a mathematics professor in a spaceship talking about Hayek's beliefs, in the 22nd century, would be, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the equivalent of a Klan meeting. Jon Thompson · May 21, 2006 06:47 PM Ok, as far as I see it, the Seatle Public Schools board is not saying that FTO is racist, they are saying that when FTO is CONSIDERED THE NORM, it can be a problem. Why? Well, just imagine a career counsellor (Mr C) speaks to a group of children. 50% are from affluent families (mostly white), 50% from ethnic families (mostly underpriveledge). Mr C notices that the majority of affluent kids have an idea of what they want to do, how to get there etc. The majority of underpriveledge kids don't really seem to have a clue, or at least haven't really thought about it? There are two possible conclusions: 1) ethinic kids are lazy/stupid/unable to plan or 2) because of the nature of their lives ethnic kids tend to live in the "now" and don't (can't) make plans for the future because of financial constraints etc. I suggest, that the Seatles Public Schools board is saying that the first conclusion is not only wrong, it is racist. I think they have a point. jake · May 27, 2006 02:45 PM |
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Gah, how depressing! Maybe it will backfire, and the majority of students in Seattle will be government hating free-thinkers because they learned at an early age to challenge authority.