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September 21, 2010
more or less unforgivable msspellings
A grammar and spelling maniac I am not. When I write, I often make mistakes. When I hurriedly type, words will sometimes appear that aren't what I mean (buy becomes but, then becomes than, own becomes won, etc.). I misspell words, use the wrong words, and worst of all, leave out words entirely. The latter drives me the most crazy; missed words are a lot harder to catch than misspelled words, and spell check does not ask whether you forgot to put the word "not" before or after a verb. This sometimes makes me worry about my cognitive skills. In a state of exhaustion the other day, I wanted to type the word "software" (a word I know), and right on the screen in front of me the ugly non-word "softwhere" appeared. That actually frightened me, for I would never deliberately type such a word. Yet something inside me -- some lurking demon, perhaps -- had made me do it. Only because I saw it and changed it immediately was I spared the indignity of having someone catch me having written this: The portions I quoted above are taken from the scanned text, which I put through my scanner's OCR softwhere, and then edited.The fact that the above atrocity was never published and did not appear does not alter the fact that it once emanated from my untrustworthy fingertips. Or is it my brain which is becoming untrustworthy? How am I supposed to know? Why would the appearance of such an embarrassing word on the screen frighten me so much more than if I had written "but" when I meant "buy"? What if it had come out as "softwear"? Would that have been "better"? (And from the "blame the fingers" standpoint, a less embarrassing misspelling might have been something like "softwaer," because it's a lot harder to blame fingers for putting "where" where "ware" belongs.) But never mind me! What might an embarrassment for me is someone else's good fortune! So, word usage drives me crazy because I try to get things right and I never do. This makes me very forgiving of other people's mistakes. I have never liked the snarky use of "sic" to imply a writer is idiotic or illiterate -- especially when the goal is to attack or undermine the writer's opinion. A bad speller might be dyslexic; and many a thoughtful person has been dyslexic, and even famous writers have been known to make spelling errors. What really hurts is to be told that I have been misspelling a word for years, and the other day I was told in no uncertain terms that I was wrong to put a period after the word "Ms" because "Ms" doesn't have a period. And I always thought "Ms." did have a period, damn it! However, even if this no-period rule applies I suspect that there would be a loophole if you end a sentence with Ms. And maybe even if you end a sentence with "Ms." Oh yes: In the United States, periods and commas go inside quotation marks regardless of logic.So regardless of who is right about the period, "Ms" will have a period at the end of a sentence if the word is contained in quotation marks. The debate over the period seems to revolve around whether the "Ms" word is an abbreviation, like "Mr." or "Mrs." -- both of which take periods in the United States, but not in the UK (and the "Ms" not in Canada). The history of the word is fascinating, and it seems to date back to 1901, when it was suggested that it be used as an abbreviation for "Mizz." However, in a Grammarphobia piece titled "Should 'Ms.' have a period?" it is claimed that despite an apparent usage rule to the contrary, feminists like Gloria Steinem who popularized the term do not use the period. Moreover, there is a distinction between grammar and style: Q: The Chicago Manual of Style says "Ms." should have a period, but Gloria Steinem and the other feminists who popularized the term don't use a period. Which is right?Now that's baffling. What might be grammatically correct ("Ms.") might be stylistically incorrect according to Steinem et al. I can't help but notice that these people are political activists, so I am wondering whether what is called a matter of "style" might actually be an emerging form of political correctness. One of the hallmarks of p.c. is that rules change according to the diktats of those who make the rules. Within my lifetime, the politically correct "black" was replaced by the more politically correct "African American," and not only is the latter a mouthful to pronounce, it's also a monster to type, and I never know whether it's supposed to be hyphenated, which I suspect it isn't. There's just something about the activist mindset that always wants to correct people, whether the purpose is education, indoctrination, or simple "I'm smarter than you are" bullying; but because that's what these people like to do and so few stand up to them, the result is an endless game of rule changing. "Koran" has to be changed to "Quran," and "Montezuma" to "Motecuhzoma", and so on. The consonant and vowel movements involved are enough of a pain in the ass to give me a politically incorrect case of Motecuhzoma's revenge. Whether I break these "rules" or not, I'd like to know once and for all what they are, and I'm still not totally clear on whether "Ms." has gotten rid of (or should get rid of) the period. But seeing as Gloria Steinem and company are supposed to be the last word in feminist p.c. jargon, I remembered that not only did she help popularize the term, she also created a magazine bearing that (undoubtedly trademarked) name. If she's so gung-ho anti-period, then wouldn't it be reasonable to expect that the very magazine which she created to help put the word on the political and grammatical map would use it as she intended? Well, take a look at a recent cover: Ms. has a period. Moreover, that's Ms. Steinem herself, right on the cover of the magazine she started. Connect the dots any way you want, but there's a period right there, and she seems to be staring at it. I hate to say that it's "her" period, but the fact that the period is there would seem to contradict any claim -- by her or anyone else -- that it shouldn't be. I realize that I cannot dictate style, but as far as I'm concerned, the period stays. Period. posted by Eric on 09.21.10 at 11:43 AM
Comments
They're still publishing "Ms."? Who reads it? Sigivald · September 21, 2010 01:16 PM Yes, they (in the form of the non-profit Feminist Majority Foundation) are still publishing it. Circulation is said to be 111,000: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ms._%28magazine%29 I don't know who reads it, but Michelle Obama is featured on the current cover, as the "Gardener in Chief": http://msmagazine.com/summer2010/index.asp BTW, Googling "Ms. Obama" yields 17,600 hits. "Mrs. Obama" yields 359,000. Eric Scheie · September 21, 2010 01:57 PM Actually, Ms always has a period, at least between puberty and menopause. Kate · September 21, 2010 02:07 PM In the United States, periods and commas go inside quotation marks regardless of logic. I INTENTIONALLY violate that one all the time if it does not convey the meaning I intend. Yeah. It is subtle. But I've never been called on it (its vs it's has gotten complaints from time to time when I get it wrong). So all you grammar Nazis can start looking for my floating periods. And yeah. I'm on the rag. Pretty good trick considering the equipment I carry. M. Simon · September 21, 2010 04:57 PM It's too easy to get caught in 'grammatical rules' that are usually the arbitrary remembrances of grammar teachers. And who usually mis-remember. Due to living in the UK for a long time, I tend more toward UK punctuation. Commas and periods go where they belong--i.e., where they make sense--in sentences with quotation marks. Periods after abbreviations like Mr, Mrs, and Ms are unnecessary--who's going to be confused? Hell, sometimes I'll even use a single quotation mark rather than a double, but consistently. If the meaning is clear, if no one is stopping dead in his tracks out of confusion while reading, I'll stick with the streamlined forms. John Burgess · September 21, 2010 10:05 PM I also intentionally violate the "periods and commas go inside quotation marks regardless of logic" rule. Regardless of logic? Who came up with that brilliant idea? Punctuation needs to be consistent with what the writer intends to convey. If that violates someone else's convention of style, then that's just tough. Programming languages are the only exception and that's because one is talking to a machine instead of a human. A machine is unlikely to pause and ponder ambiguity. Though I'm fairly tolerant of typos and find some of them very amusing, I'm quite intolerant of the misuse of a word or phrase. I immediately think less of a person's opinion when "we had to make due" or "for all intensive purposes" is used. After meaning, logic, and proper use of cliches is accounted for (which harks back to meaning), rules are for schmucks :-)
Donna B. · September 23, 2010 03:56 PM Post a comment
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Does it make a difference which one you're using?
Should it be:
Ms for a militant feminist
and
Ms. for a young, unmarried girl?
"Excuse me Ms Steinem, is this your car?"
"Excuse me little Ms., is this your dolly?"