George Soros is one of those people I absolutely cannot stand. IMO, there is no wicked deed, no sort of foulness, of which I would deem him incapable. Yesterday, I wondered out loud whether someone like him might consider funding the elimination of humanity by mad scientists using killer organisms:

...what would stop a rich billionaire from funding it; suppose someone normally considered a "philanthropist" like George Soros decided to embark on a kooky "philanthropic misanthropy" mission to save the planet from mankind?

So as there isn't anything I don't think Soros is capable of, and as one of my worst fears is a presidential assassination by left wing operatives posing as right-wing nuts, I wondered whether any conspiracy minded crank had ever speculated about a possible Soros connection with such a despicable plan.

While I didn't find what I was looking for (other than the fact that Soros has expressed dissatisfaction with the president for not being left wing enough), my search was not a total disappointment in the conspiracy theory department.

I'm afraid that my blog posts have been boring lately (I've been distracted with some of life's realities), but there's nothing like a good conspiracy theory or two to liven things up. If you enjoy being entertained by utterly fantastic conspiracy theories, I suggest taking a look at a long screed titled "Bernard Madoff and George Soros Linked to Bush-Clinton-Cheney-Mossad-Gary Best "TRUE COLORS" Assassination Teams." (It is one of the most convoluted and fantastic conspiracy theories I have ever read, with great pictures and superb flow charts!)

I soon learned this same crack investigative outfit has uncovered a number of gay sex rings at the White House, apparently under the direction of the Mossad, which the media have been dutifully covering up.

Here are a few stories the media might be interesting in covering because it fits their modus operandi:

1. When will the media divulge that a secret White House video tape exists showing former illegal White House occupant George W. BushFRAUD engaged in hot homosexual sex with his lifelong lover, former Yale classmate and former Ambassador to Poland, Victor Ashe, and White House male prostitute Jeff Gannon?

2. When will the corrupt media divulge the 1990s state of Virginia Police report detailing former First Lady, now dysfunctional Secretary of State Hillary Rodenhurst Clinton's felony assault on a former U.S. Secret Service agent with a heavy glass ashtray after the Secret Service agent caught Hillary engaged in hot lesbian sex with former Clinton Administration era female White House prostitute "Susan"?

3. When will the corrupt media report why alleged President Barack Obama is being blackmailed? The answer is, of course, President Obama's previous homosexual affair with cocaine snorter Larry Sinclair and his association with current White House Chief of Staff, closet homosexual and Israeli Mossad agent Rahm Emanuel to noted gay bath houses in the Chicago area.

The reason these misfits in the American media do not want to address these stories is because at least half of them are closet homosexuals and lesbians all being financially compensated by the Israeli lobby AIPAC and simultaneously being blackmailed by the Israeli Mossad.

All it takes is a little imagination, and this checklist of suspicious behaviors compiled in a handy marital assistance guide titled "Is My Husband Gay?"

Right now in America there are over 2 million couples secretly struggling with homosexuality in their marriages. Are you one of them? Are you having intimacy issues? Are you suspicious about your husband's late night activities? Or are you oblivious to a problem that could be putting your health and the livelihood of your family at risk? Don't tell yourself that you're simply being paranoid without taking a closer look!

late night use of cellphones and computers

lack of interest in spiritual issues

Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home

Gym membership but no interest in sports

Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends

Love of pop culture

going shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around

heavy drinking

My only complaint about the above is that they left out the most suspicious and telling symptom of them all: does he deny being gay? Because, as anyone conspiracy buff will tell you, denial proves the truth of any conspiracy theory!

In light of Soros, though, having fun with conspiracy theories might seem like an exercise in frivolity. After all, who needs conspiracy theories when you've got a living, breathing, conspiracy?

Compared to him, the most sordid sex scandals look like a 1950s Disney flick.