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August 27, 2010
Bloomberg's baffling dots defy my powers of analysis!
Every once in awhile, I see something so completely and thoroughly incomprehensible that it defies logical analysis, and a recent statement from New York's Mayor Michael Bloomberg about the NYC cabbie-slasher suspect is one of them. It appears that the mayor is trying to connect some dots, and his mental processes leave me feeling dumbfounded. As you read, please remember that this man is the mayor of America's largest city: NEW YORK - The college student accused of slashing a taxi driver because he's a Muslim has been taken to a New York City psychiatric ward.If the man is in a psychiatric hospital and it is "impossible to know the motive," then how can the attack be said to be "connected" to the debate about the Ground Zero mosque? Seeing that the only connection the man had to the Ground Zero mosque was that he supported it, then presumably he would be on that side of the debate, right? Certainly, he cannot have been against building the mosque, or otherwise why would he belong to the group supporting it? So unless he thought that by viciously attacking a Muslim stranger he was advancing the cause of the Ground Zero mosque, I am at a total loss to understand the "connection to the debate" that Mayor Bloomberg is trying to make. A debate is a debate, and a savage attack with a knife is a savage attack with a knife, right? To connect the two, you would have to show that a knife attack arose out of or resulted from something said during a debate which provoked a stabbing. Is there any evidence that this man was in an argument with the cab driver over the Ground Zero mosque, and that he became outraged by something the cab driver said? If not, I am just not getting it, try as I might. Or maybe Mayor Bloomberg and the people who travel in his higher circles think this is one of those things that's just "obvious" somehow. Perhaps he thinks that when a mentally ill person commits a crime during a time period of a public debate, it's because he doesn't process the information related to the debate in a rational way and that somehow the debate itself is to blame. If that's the case, then no debates should be allowed on any issues which tend to provoke a mentally ill person. But surely he can't mean that, because that would mean he should just shut up. Try as I might, I cannot connect Bloomberg's dots. But then, I might be stupid, and I might be missing something which is quite obvious to geniuses like Bloomberg. If only he could explain! Many simple minds need to understand. posted by Eric on 08.27.10 at 09:49 AM
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I forgot "strike" doesn't work here. Signifying he's an opportunist who saw a crowded Dem field for mayor so had an epiphany that he was now a Republican. Veeshir · August 27, 2010 10:39 AM Eric: You don't understand, because you're not as well-educated as Mayor Bloomberg. You see, Mr. Bloomberg is a highly-trained Assamagician, which uses hard-to-explain advances in sciences such as Quantum Physics and String theory to pull previously-unknown information from netherregions (of which include, but are not limited to, black holes). The more common version of this is the Mathamagician, which, unfortunately, has been tarnished unfairly by many who claim "They pull their numbers out of their asses." It's a very complex science, which makes lots of people not understand how these numbers and data are generated. And because of its complexity, those that understand it deserve your utmost and complete compliance in their discoveries. </snark> Anon · August 27, 2010 02:04 PM Post a comment
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You're missing a dot.
The one where Bloomberg is trying to delegitimize the opposition.
It's a tried and true tactic for people like Bloomberg (D I R, NY)