Let's make sure there's no shortage of fun!

While I haven't had as much time as I might like to sound off on the issues of the day (and don't really have the time now), I want to take the time to say this:

GOD BLESS GREG GUTFELD'S GROUND ZERO GAY BAR!

No, really. I cannot stress the importance of such, um, inclusion, especially near the place where this country was attacked on September 11, 2001.

This is America.

However, I am bit taken aback by the idea that religious bigotry might stand in the way.

It seems that if there is to be a mosque nearby, then there can be no gay bar, because apparently no bars are allowed near religious establishments:

New York state issues liquor licenses, not Bloomberg's City Hall. And no bar can be within 200 feet of a place of worship. Will the state rule the Islamic site is such a facility? Or a mere "cultural center"? As it is, there's no shortage of watering holes downtown...one can certainly unfurl a gay pride rainbow flag with a crescent superimposed...
As Glenn says, "Fun Galore!"

(I'm all for that.)

So, it occurs to me if there can't be a gay bar next door because of religious issues surrounding alcohol, then how about a gay bathhouse? (New York only has three....)

It's always good to have a backup plan.

Anyway, I just wanted to toss the idea out (or would that be slip the idea in?). And even though I agree that there's no "shortage of deliberate provocations in today's America," I see no harm in adding my suggestion to the surplus.

MORE: Out out, damned but!

Why can't there be more loopholes in the Koran?

posted by Eric on 08.10.10 at 11:01 PM










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(New York only has three....)

Only?!

That's almost as many as they have in St. Louis, the sexual deviancy capital of...the part of Missouri it's in.

guy on internet   ·  August 11, 2010 12:32 AM

Outreach...

Brett   ·  August 11, 2010 8:28 AM

I wish I had thought of it, but the
'Allahu Ak Bar '
has a nice ring to it.

Ramadan Kareem, y'all.

dr kill   ·  August 11, 2010 9:39 AM

Apparently it's not going to serve alcohol, but it's going to have 72 virgin drinks.

It has to be named Outfidels!

MetaThought   ·  August 12, 2010 1:40 AM

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