A Palin detractor in the comments at Althouse has this to say:
But I don't know how a book can be the number one best seller before a single reader has his hands on one.
To which I responded:
The left will NEVER understand business.
They will always be failures in America. Which is why they need government.
I wonder why more businesses don't cater to that market though. There is obviously a need for TP with instructions written on every sheet. Perhaps Sheryl Crow could be induced to write them. For a fee.
I think if you had a wiping service, youu might be more successful.