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May 05, 2007
Where the bees are
(Sorry if the title sounds imitative of the Connie Francis song, but occasionally I'm stung by spontaneous outbursts of nostalgia.) Perhaps I should have titled this post "where the disappearing bee stories aren't" because the more the bees don't disappear, the more the disappearing bee stories do. I guess it's tough to get people to take stories about disappearing bees seriously when they can go outside in their yard and see bees. Anyway, in light of my previous posts, I thought it was a good time for an update. Yes, there are still honey bees in my yard. But the cherry blossoms they were pollinating last week are losing their petals, and I'm pretty sure the pollen is gone. So the bees are making their way around the yard, and right now they're pollinating some sort of small purple weed flowers. The picture on the left shows what's going on in my yard right now. They're clearly European honey bees, but whether they're commercial I don't know. I doubt it, as I live nowhere near any farms, so they're probably just feral descendants of some long-forgotten beekeeper's bees. The bees that seem to be suffering from Colony Collapse Disorder are the ones that get boxed up and trucked around, and they've been kept going for decades with regular dustings of miticides. Whether this is good for bees and how long they can be expected to compete with wild insects is of course debatable. While it's been blurred by scary stories about "NO BEES," the distinction between domesticated and wild bees is nonetheless attracting the attention of at least some environmental activists: Who should be surprised that the major media reports forget to tell us that the dying bees are actually hyper-bred varieties that we coax into a larger than normal body size? It sounds just like the beef industry. And, have we here a solution to the vanishing bee problem? Is it one that the CCD Working Group, or indeed, the scientific world at large, will support? Will media coverage affect government action in dealing with this issue?There may be some truth to some of that. (Although I am extremely skeptical about the attempt to blame GMOs without real evidence.) But in any event, there seem to be plenty of bees in plenty of places. In Idaho, there were enough bees to pollinate this Spring's crops, but there's still chatter about Colony Collapse Disease elsewhere: Idaho producers had enough bees available to pollinate crops this spring despite what's being called colony collapse disorder, but commercial beemen moving hives across borders are hearing other tales in neighboring states.In Canada, at least one beekeeper claims that the dying bees in the United States are the "canary in the coal mine," while he trots out the "famous" quote the Einstein never said: Sorry to interrupt, but the Einstein quote is bunk! (And it's been thoroughly debunked.) "Most people don't realize this, but more than one third of all our food comes from plants that need to be pollinated by bees," Brandon said.Canadian experts, however, do not think CCD is hitting Canada. Brent Halsall, president of the Ontario Beekeepers Association is taking a more conservative, or should shall we say careful position.So the problem is mostly with American bees. (The evil southern "Other" to the south, natch.) And, please bear in mind, that the CCD problem involves domesticated European honey bees. Not the Africanized honey bees which have made their way from south of the border. In Texas recently, 135,000 AHBs were removed from the walls of a town home, along with honeycomb which had taken a decade to build: Officials said the size of the hive and numbers of bees inside of the walls led experts to believe the bees may have been building honeycomb for nearly a decade.Sounds like our boxed, trucked, and fumigated bees could learn a few lessons in nature from the colonial southern invaders. But elsewhere in the South, some people steadfastly maintain there are no bees at all -- foreign or domestic. In Atlanta, the Editor of the Tribune-Georgian sounds pretty steamed up. He claims he "not seen a single bee in his yard so far this spring" and speculates about the cause: One study recently completed by German researchers indicates a more insidious problem. They postulate that the electromagnetic radiation put off by the millions of cell phone towers and other wireless communication networks may be putting out enough juice to scramble the bees' innate navigation systems, preventing them from finding their way back to their hives.Sorry there, Mr. Atlanta Editor, but if you look around, you'll see that this is so discredited that the German scientist himself says there's "no link between our tiny little study and the CCD-phenomenon ... anything else said or written is a lie." It's even becoming a joke among USDA researchers. So, I'd spare making the tiny metal helmets for now. (I understand, though, that tin foil might be the best material to use....) I doubt such piffling details as the microwave theory being dismissed by its own scientific researcher will concern the Editor in Atlanta. Because -- well because microwaves are just plain evil. They're irradiating our "juices." (I hope that doesn't include my precious bodily fluids, but I've heard rumors....) Even if colony collapse disorder is eventually tracked back to a pathogen or a pesticide, the theory about the EM radiation really got me thinking about this huge experiment we are currently conducting on the planet and on ourselves.As we microwave in our own juices? Geez, the things I "just have to wonder" about these days. I can barely keep abreast of dog "overpopulation" in California, and I also trying to figure out how there could be so many bees in my own yard when there's WiFi everywhere and I'm using the cell phone all the time, but I'm told the bees aren't there, and now on top of that I have to take into account that my juices are involved? Why, it's almost too much. I mean, why are we worried about dog overpopulation when the bees are all gone because all life is being cooked to death in a vast electronic stew? There is already a strong link between heavy cell phone use and brain cancer and there is a growing body of evidence that cell phone radiation kills brain cells. Are we just setting the next generation up to be senile before they hit 50?We? You tell me! I'm feeling senile just from reading the editorial. Sheesh. But with the few remaining brain cells I had left after the editorial, I gamely continued my trek around the country to search for bees. In North Carolina, the story is similar to Idaho -- plenty of bees there, but obviously the bees are missing somewhere else: "There is something real out there," Hopkins said. But he added that so far, North Carolina has not seen the problems that other states have experienced.No talk of outfitting North Carolina bees with tiny helmets. Again, where is the catastrophe? And, quite frankly, if this Atlanta Journal and Constitution story is any indication, I'm a bit skeptical of the Atlanta Tribune-Georgian Editor's cooked-in-juice claim: For [Beekeeper John Pluta] and most other Georgia beekeepers, the honey-making life is sweet, with occasional stings. They have weathered dropping honey prices, pests and, this Easter, a freeze that shut down nectar flow in the tulip poplar. The most serious new problem facing apiarists, colony collapse disorder, has had only a marginal effect in Georgia, according to University of Georgia entomologist Jennifer Berry.Hmmmm.... Might the other Georgian be too stewed in his own juices to examine his back yard? It can be challenging at times, but I'm doing my damnedest not to stew in my own juice. Anyway, I am pleased to report that in my yard, the bees are still there. A SYMMETRICAL AFTERTHOUGHT: After writing this post, I find that the stingers of nostalgia are still embedded in my brain. Thinking the matter over with the few brain cells I have left, it occurs to me that there is no reason not to end this post as I began it -- on a note of bee nostalgia. So here's Ricky Nelson, signing "Honeycomb": I can't think of a sweeter way to end the bee scare. posted by Eric on 05.05.07 at 09:26 AM
Comments
PETA feels that beekeeping is immoral since the bees are not paid for their labor. Do they accept checks or prefer direct deposit? Gilmoure · May 7, 2007 07:25 AM On metal helmets, how terrified would the foil-hatters be to know that it can amplfy certain frequencies? I've heard of colony collapse in Pennsylvania among some hobbyist beekeepers, ones my grandfather (still) helps tend. Those hives' annual truck ride is about 10 miles in a single trip for honey collection. It does seem that the problem is more pronounced for commercial beekeepers, but it affects small, stationary operations, too. Is our future all doom and gloom as some news reports imply? Hardly. But it seems a bit disingenuous to claim that because many colonies are still going there is not a problem that ought to be investigated. DC · May 7, 2007 10:31 AM The little weed thing is Creeping Charlie. Vile stuff. Kill it now. Jeff C · May 7, 2007 02:10 PM The local beekeepers I've talked to here in Massachusetts have seen their hives decimated by mites and cold snaps the last few years. Officially, we don't have CCD but there are 28 states that do. My informants also tell me that feral bee populations have been greatly reduced by mites as well over the last decade and have not recovered. I don't know if that's local or national. CCD also does not seem to be only an American problem. European bees are also facing problems and I've seen at least one report that Brazilian bees are seeing some problems. Then Hawaii is seeing its first mite infestations and Australian is not only facing a long-term drought (going on six years) but also worried about disease vectors from Asian bees. And last week I heard a radio program with ornithologists advising the listeners that about one third of migratory songbird populations have vanished from the US over the last decade or two. I called in to ask about what reduced bee populations might do to the reduced songbird populations but the question never made it to broadcast. Too complicated for the limits of public discussion I guess. gmoke · May 7, 2007 02:48 PM the little puple weed kreeps muah out to man!it killed sheldon!...oh wait that was bill-bob sheldon died from a bus! but i say we help the bees and kill the weeds! pirates of the carribean 3!!!! · May 25, 2007 09:46 PM the little puple weed kreeps muah out to man!it killed sheldon!...oh wait that was bill-bob sheldon died from a bus! but i say we help the bees and kill the weeds! pirates of the carribean 3!!!! · May 25, 2007 09:47 PM I don’t want to wait till the end of Summer :( , I want it now. Who with me? BustyBoots · May 31, 2007 04:33 PM Post a comment
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PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) opposes the use and consumption of honey by humans, which they say should be called "stolen bee vomit" on food labels. PETA feels that beekeeping is immoral since the bees are not paid for their labor.