Ask not what the NEA can do for you...

A tiny little MicroSD memory card I got with a clone phone turned out to have a wonderfully annoying sample tune just sitting inside of it. So annoying that it's really priceless. The problem is, I have no idea what it is.

My guess is that it's some sort of propaganda, so I thoughtfully added some appropriate artwork and uploaded it to YouTube to share it with The World.

Is that not awesomely, wondrously beautiful? Is it not a sheer joy for the ears and eyes of all peoples in all times to behold?

Of course it is!

But the more I thought about asking the NEA for funding, the more I remembered the spirit of volunteerism that we're supposed to have, so I thought I'd simply donate my invaluable artwork to the NEA.

Obviously, I should qualify for a substantial charitable deduction.

Should I ask the experts at ACORN?

posted by Eric on 09.24.09 at 04:39 PM


Jan   ·  September 24, 2009 5:17 PM

If they played that at Guantanamo, that'd definitely meet anyone's definition of torture...

Tom   ·  September 24, 2009 10:08 PM

Actually, speaking of ACORN and YouTube and stuff, I've been waiting with someone with skills like yours to do a mashup of Deadwood's Al Swearingen and the ACORN folks.
I think ol' Al would've thoroughly approved of ACORN's setup.

Lynne   ·  September 25, 2009 7:32 AM

I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Steve Skubinna   ·  September 25, 2009 1:39 PM

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