A tiny little MicroSD memory card I got with a clone phone turned out to have a wonderfully annoying sample tune just sitting inside of it. So annoying that it's really priceless. The problem is, I have no idea what it is.

My guess is that it's some sort of propaganda, so I thoughtfully added some appropriate artwork and uploaded it to YouTube to share it with The World.

Is that not awesomely, wondrously beautiful? Is it not a sheer joy for the ears and eyes of all peoples in all times to behold?

Of course it is!

But the more I thought about asking the NEA for funding, the more I remembered the spirit of volunteerism that we're supposed to have, so I thought I'd simply donate my invaluable artwork to the NEA.

Obviously, I should qualify for a substantial charitable deduction.

Should I ask the experts at ACORN?