I have no doubt that Obama will double cross the tokers and even though I'm not among them, I sympathize with them.
I fear the war on drugs will be escalated under Obama. We've already got the war on tobacco, the war on alcohol is next... and the war on everything follows that.
"Dude, what would happen if, like, you're looking in a mirror, and then forget which one is you?
Whoa... man, that is, like, so intense. Suppose the molecules in your fingernail were, like, tiny little solar systems or something... hey, are there any Doritos left?
Bummer... all gone... dude, don't bogart the joint, man! When I'm President I'm, like, totally passing a joint... I mean a law... about how you gotta pass the joint after every toke, man.
President Obama? Yeah, sure. Huh huh giggle giggle snort."
Meanwhile, here in the real world it was a major scandal that George Bush's daughters attempted to purchase margaritas with fake ID.
These were not newsworthy during the campaign, yet Sarah Palin's beauty pageant swimsuit competition photos were. Huh.