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March 17, 2008
Locks and minds are best opened without drilling
From Dr. Helen, a fascinating observation about lock picking: ...picking locks is not much different than picking minds, that is, you have to be patient, never force change if not necessary, don't use the wrong method of entry and do not give up too easily.I really like that analogy. You also don't want to break a lock, or a brain. If you drill into a lock, you ruin it. The goal is to get it to open, but have it still function in the same manner as it did before. And other than a lobotomist, or Saddam Hussein's secret police, no one would drill into a brain. Unless you count trepanation in antiquity, but they usually had enough sense only to drill through the skull, and not into the brain. Um, I think I spoke too fast when I relegated trepanation to antiquity. There's a trepanation revival movement (login required, unfortunately), which is discussed in a piece calledThis Site Takes An Open Mind -- Literally. Not only are they serious, they believe their minds are opened and their spirits are released by the procedure: Like modern versions of the medieval barbers hammered through heads to release demons, today's trepanation buffs disregard the conventions of mainstream science and devise their own arguments for why a drill bit can break the oppressive bonds of reality.It sounds like just the ticket for an uptight adult with a midlife crisis: Trepanation advocates claim the uptightness of adulthood is directly related to the brain's blood volume, therefore driving an auger through your head will return you to those blissful days of childhood, freeing up inhibitions and expanding consciousness.The piece concludes with some advice for worried parents: With the '90s' surge in body-piercing and other fashionable forms of self-mutilation, the pratice caught the attention of Spin magazine. Leading doctors debunked the practice in a May 1998 Spin article: "Dear God," Dr. Barbara Hastings of the American Academy of Neurology told Spin. "To do something that crude to yourself is bizarre! Essentially what they're doing is altering the bony structure, and if they're good at it, they don't touch the dura (the membrane covering the brain). They're not doing anything that would affect the brain, just the skull. ... What they're saying is happening is not anatomically possible."Kewl! "Mom I drilled a hole in my head to open my closed mind!" But aren'r they forcing change and using the wrong method of entry. All things considered, I prefer Dr. Helen's approach. MORE: Just what you've always wanted -- a trepanation video clip: Not to be a bore, but here are some Western do-it-yourself trepanations: Honestly, I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. UPDATE: "Brain surgery done with a common hardware store power drill." That was the title of Ann Althouse's post about a totally different subject. Must be the election season.... posted by Eric on 03.17.08 at 06:46 PM
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There once was a Dutch rock group, Trepanation, composed of warblers with artificial holes in their heads. No kidding. See Christopher Evans' frequently hilarious "Cults of Unreason." Bleepless · March 17, 2008 10:26 PM The vids are broken! How are all the kids out there supposed to learn how to do this without videos? AJ · March 21, 2008 10:11 AM Try renewing the page. This drove me crazy until I learned that YouTube embeds don't work after they sit open for awhile. Eric Scheie · March 21, 2008 11:07 AM Post a comment
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