I have finally learned what will eventually kill me.
Via Dr. Helen, who gets to die of a heroin or ecstasy overdose.
Well, who ever said life was fair?
And if life isn't fair (rule number one) then why should death be?
MORAL: A heroin overdose is better than a broccoli underdose.
This is wrong. Anyone whoe survives the next 20 years will die in the Great Nanobot Revolution of 2027.
Heh, I got "You'll die from a Heart Attack during Sex."
Car accident. Probably true, too, since my ranc & pinion is going....
I also got "heart attack during sex", which means that at my current rate I will live forever...
Hm. I got "drug / alcohol accident."
It said that I flip out and do crazy shit when I'm drunk and /or on drugs, but there were no questions about any such thing on the quiz.
I think I should get high and smash my car into it.
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This is wrong. Anyone whoe survives the next 20 years will die in the Great Nanobot Revolution of 2027.