The damned broccoli! I just knew it!

I have finally learned what will eventually kill me.

You'll die from an Unlikely Illness (like the plague).

You will unfortunately succumb to a random and unlikely disease. Only to find out after death that eating more broccoli would have cured you.

'How will you die?' at

Via Dr. Helen, who gets to die of a heroin or ecstasy overdose.

Well, who ever said life was fair?

And if life isn't fair (rule number one) then why should death be?

MORAL: A heroin overdose is better than a broccoli underdose.

posted by Eric on 12.12.07 at 03:15 PM


This is wrong. Anyone whoe survives the next 20 years will die in the Great Nanobot Revolution of 2027.

TallDave   ·  December 12, 2007 4:04 PM

Heh, I got "You'll die from a Heart Attack during Sex."

TallDave   ·  December 12, 2007 4:07 PM

Car accident. Probably true, too, since my ranc & pinion is going....

urthshu   ·  December 12, 2007 5:40 PM

I also got "heart attack during sex", which means that at my current rate I will live forever...

jan   ·  December 12, 2007 11:12 PM

Hm. I got "drug / alcohol accident."

It said that I flip out and do crazy shit when I'm drunk and /or on drugs, but there were no questions about any such thing on the quiz.

I think I should get high and smash my car into it.

guy on internet   ·  December 13, 2007 10:12 AM

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