Everyone, please go check out the Raging RINO Carnival at All Things Jennifer.

I've never seen anything quite like this. Jennifer has taken each post and folded them into an updated version of Don McLean's "Miss American Pie."

Musical sample:

Helter skelter in a summer swelter.
Jimmy Carter's hiding in his fallout shelter,
Chinese Yen is high and dollar falling fast.
NASA's grounded on the grass.
Owners of android-women try for a forward pass
With the Judge Posner on the sideline, talking fast.

Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While the breast not bombs played a marching tune.
Condi supporters got up to dance,
Oh, but will she get a chance?
The players tried to take the field;
The Islamic Jihadists refused to yield.
I *heart* Tony Blair* was revealed.
Today the R.I.N.O.'s thrive.

Truly impressive feat.

Don't miss it!