As Rove falls, knives sharpen and evil numbers rule!
Mrs. du Toit asks what I consider question of dire importance:
Karl Rove has resigned. Oh, nooooooo!!! Who is running the country now????
What sort of American would not want to know the answer to a question like that? I'm not sure it is entirely fair to characterize those who leave no stone unturned in their search for answers as being engaged in "conspiracy theorizing," though. Merely stating that someone is running the country is not conspiracy theorizing if that is a fact, because facts are not theories. Furthermore, a single leader cannot conspire with himself, so if it is true that someone is a leader, that does not make him guilty of any conspiracy.
With that out of the way, I want to examine as objectively as possible what I consider to be some very suspicious behavior by Glenn Reynolds. Despite the ominous timing of the Rove announcement, Glenn went out of his way to avoid venturing an opinion about it yesterday (instead hemerelylinkedsomeobservations by others).
As if this peculiar evasive behavior weren't suspicious enough, Glenn has said absolutely nothing about it the demise of fearless leader Karl Rove all day today.
Most damning of all, at exactly 9:33 p.m. tonight, he has a post about knives! There were so many links I didn't want to count them. But I forced myself -- only because of the serious nature of my suspicions.
THIRTEEN!
THIRTEEN KNIVES!
13 KNIVES at 9 3 3, at NIGHT!
Of course, NINE upside down is SIX. And three plus three is also....
SIX!
And on top of that, today -- the date that will mark Glenn's Night of the Long Knives -- is August 14, 2007! A date which will live forever as the SIXTH day after the SIXTH blogiversary of Instapundit. To celebrate, Glenn gave thanks for his new title of "king kong of rightist bloggers!"
So in answer to the question "Who is running the country now?" I don't know, but it's all beginning to add up. In terms of numerological omens, the situation looks very bad indeed.
6666
and
13
Isn't it obvious what's really going on?
I mean, it's not as if I'm the first to notice the evil numerology which emanates from the penumbra of Glenn Reynolds....
UPDATE: Wow. I don't know whether to express surprise and gratitude -- or shock and awe. Saying "YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING," might be seen as an admission of sorts, as can the statement, "It's a fair cop."
But really. What's with this?
posted at 10:53 AM
Come on! Doesn't Glenn know how easy it is to add the numbers together?
No matter which way you add them, the total once again is 9.
An upside down 6 !
As I see it, what we have is a clear admission of guilt, without even a pretense of repentance!
MORE MATH: As astute commenter Laserlight points out,
August 14 is of course 8/14/2007 -- 8+1+4 = 13, and the 2+0+0+7 = another 9 while also getting in the "license to kill" 007.
And if that isn't sinister enough for you, consider this: the 9 3 3 can be interpreted as two sixes, or added together to form a single 6. Because all interpretations must be counted, this supplies an additional 6 to the four previously mentioned sixes, yeilding a numerological value of 66666 . But if we add the additional 6 from the this morning's upside down 9, this can only mean the final launch of the final stage of the final conflict leading to the true end to end all end times, six times the number six.
666666
That's the most evil number of them all, than which there can be no number more evil!
UPDATE: According to Instapunk, Glenn is only a red herring! The real truth is that Karl Rove is actually the dangerous Masonic alchemist Comte Saint-Germain -- who seems to have stolen the secrets for eternal life!
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Comments
In some places here in East Asia, a word meaning four sounds like a word meaning death and is thus avoided as unlucky. So your use of four (4) sixes gives your conspiracy theory a Mystical Oriental dimension, Eric.
Well, not to harsh your gig, but according to Trent Lott, talk radio is running the country, and we all know that "talk radio" is code for Rush Limbaugh.
What are all those quotation marks doing on Reynolds's forehead?
Dan Collins · August 15, 2007 11:27 AM
I am not concerned. I am sure that Glenn is simply fronting for Dr. Helen. If Dr. Helen is running the country, we are in good hands.
Now, if I am wrong and Glenn really is running the country, . . . well, no, I won't dwell on that!
Thomas Collins · August 15, 2007 11:30 AM
That's some amazing sleuthing. The 9/11 Truthers could use your talents!
I smell BOOK DEAL!!
tim maguire · August 15, 2007 11:31 AM
Just remember, the axis of evil is vi.
And 6 6 6 in roman numerals is vi vi vi
(Ah, but the internet was a much cozier place back in the days when all of its denizens could participate in an emacs-vi flame war...)
cathyf · August 15, 2007 11:45 AM
You missed a few. August 14 is of course 8/14/2007 -- 8+1+4 = 13, and the 2+0+0+7 = another 9 while also getting in the "license to kill" 007.
Laserlight · August 15, 2007 11:52 AM
Has anyone ever seen Rove and Reynolds together? They may be one in the same, the extra six indicating the evil duality.
AL · August 15, 2007 12:00 PM
You missed the important one - this is a discussion of a Reynolds Number, a dimensionless number used to provide a criterion for determining dynamic similitude.
Think about it - Professor Reynolds is always going on about sci-fi and other multi-dimensional things - his work bears close scrutiny - no tellin' what other math tricks he has up his law-talkin' sleeve! Very scary!
Jimmy Lee · August 15, 2007 12:09 PM
Remember that 3 + 3 = 6 and there are 3 letters in "Heh."
But THEY don't want us to know that!
We could have stopped him them, if only we had known. We could have turned this whole intertubes thing into something that would end world hunger. But no.
Sadly, I've joined him and the millions of other bloggers.
I am so ashamed.
By the way, shouldn't bloggers who maily just, you know, link be given a new sort of name.
Reynolds, code for aluminum, atomic number 13, symbol Al, or "all".
buddy larsen · August 15, 2007 01:06 PM
Thank you. This is an absolutely hilarious, and very clever post. I truly enjoyed it and its slam against the conspiracy theorist types. Regards from Heidelberg, Bedrock Guy
Bedrock Guy · August 15, 2007 01:14 PM
Thank you. This is an absolutely hilarious, and very clever post. I truly enjoyed it and its slam against the conspiracy theorist types. Regards from Heidelberg, Bedrock Guy
Bedrock Guy · August 15, 2007 01:14 PM
10+5+3 = 6+6+6, I think the Dark One may have been offering you a subtle correction and a reassertion of classical values.
vi, the Wordperfect of editors, in both cases,the investment in learning them led to fierce resistence to adoption of superior technology.
moptop · August 15, 2007 01:23 PM
ROTFLMAO!
Great
Thanks to Glenn for the link!
Rodney A Stanton · August 15, 2007 02:09 PM
Is that 6666 line original? Cause I want to have thought of it...
Baby Itchy · August 15, 2007 02:19 PM
Perfect.
Earlier today I was thinking about the fact that so many of my lefty friends have ideas that just seem totally insane to me and I was wondering where all the loonies on the right (you remember, the ones with the crazy Clinton conspiracies) have disappeared to. Thanks for providing some “balance!”
the other Ken · August 15, 2007 02:20 PM
"666666
That's the most evil number of them all, than which there can be no number more evil!"
What about 666666666666666666, formed by 6 repetitions of 666? Now, it might be that the most evil number would be formed by 666 repetitions of 666, but typing that requires more time than I can devote to the subject.
Sharky · August 15, 2007 02:57 PM
Furthermore, a single leader cannot conspire with himself, so if it is true that someone is a leader, that does not make him guilty of any conspiracy.
Silly goose. The conspiracy is about the leader, not by the leader.
Anonymous · August 15, 2007 03:07 PM
You fools!! Now that you have determined what he is, we can't find him to stop him!!!
Heisenberg · August 15, 2007 03:19 PM
You've only scratched the surface, Eric. The devil here isn't Reynolds but Rove. InstaPunk proves that he's really the legendary -- and immortal -- Masonic alchemist Saint-Germain.
When you put a puppy in the blender and turn it on it makes the sound of 6ssssssssssssssssss.
DON'T try this with a doberman.
also if you try this with a great dane you will need a bigger blender.
Jack · August 15, 2007 04:51 PM
If you like this, you may also enjoy The Iraq War was Wrong blog, at http://iraqwarwrong.blogspot.com/ - it's a hilarious parody of lib blogs. (I'm not affiliated with it other than as a reader).
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In some places here in East Asia, a word meaning four sounds like a word meaning death and is thus avoided as unlucky. So your use of four (4) sixes gives your conspiracy theory a Mystical Oriental dimension, Eric.