A dog driving a car. A dog turning into a girl, or a girl turning into a dog. Looks likes somebody's trying to prove the evolution theory. Well, I must say that looks a lot better than all those ape-man pictures the evolutionists keep throwing up in our faces. I'll stick to creation myths.

(ahem)

I don't give a clap-ridden fuck what anybody says: that is not "sculpture". If that's what we're going to call it, then someone owes Michelangelo a profound apology.

Man, the horseshit is so rampant now that it's just about completely seamless from the top of the day to the very livin' end.

Christ on a banana-peel, already.

Well, it is a thing of some sort. A thing of great ugliness. (I probably should have put the word "sculpture" in quotes, but I'm not as fastidious as I should be.)

Billy Beck:

Excellent. Your style! I completely agree. Pardon my use of an economic analogy but: The definition of "art" (including "music" -- "crap" without the "c" is still crap) today hss become as completely debased as was the German currency was in the infamous "wheelbarrow inflation"* of the Weimar Republic.

(*referring to the episode in which Germans had to load their money into wheelbarrows to buy a loaf of bread.)

That looks like a wax statue of a Janara. A Neapolitan mythical creature, female counterpart to a werewolf. Half woman, half rat.

Looks like the "artist" borrowed the idea from Italian folklore.