Eugene Volokh is mad as hell about penis spam, but not for the usual reasons:

Wrong, wrong, wrong: Just looked closely at a recent piece of spam, and for the first time noticed the headline: "The only solution to Penis Enlargement." What do they mean, to? Is it something you get if your penis is enlarged, and you need a solution to that problem? Does that mean that if you buy it and it shrinks your penis, you can't sue, since that's how they marketed it to you in the first place? Spam I can forgive -- but linguistically incorrect spam, never.

And, well, I hate to be a moral relativist on the expansive subject of priapism.

But...

Perhaps Mr. Volokh has not seen this web site. It's the Research Center For Multiple, Sexual Orgasms.

I think it is possible that if all went as "well" as the site claims, there might just be a market for precisely the sort of "solution" derided above.

Just a thought....

And by the way, here's what the ancients had in mind.