Tom's Nap Room has reported on one of the most ridiculous attacks of PC-itis ever:

A "Conservative Coming Out Day" at Pennsylvania State University was denounced ahead of time as hateful because the phrase mocks an annual gay rights event and alienates members of that community on campus, reports the Collegian.

Sponsored by the Penn State College Republicans, the event was intended to show how marginalized political conservatives feel on campus. One student told the rally how an English teacher introduced herself on the first day of class by saying, "I hate Republicans."

Gay rights groups on campus expressed concern about the language on fliers advertising the event, saying the conservatives’ pledge to "come out of the closet" mocked their own struggles for freedom and justice.

Have any of these people any sense of humor? At all?

What do I need to do to stop this tyranny?

How about if I hold a press conference and announce that I am officially going back into the closet?

Hmmmmm.......

Guess I can't do that, because I never had a closet. I was too young. You can't go back to something you never had.

How about Windows for Closets? Would that work?

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It's late and I'm starting to hallucinate.

UPDATE: Definitely hallucinating; I just thought I saw a post by Glenn Reynolds bragging about the University of Tennessee's Centaur collection as well as "Centaur scholarship." Now you know that just can't be!