Is Batman Jewish?

How about Superman?

It would never have occurred to me that either show had a religious theme in any way, shape, or form. But if you watch the latest "Poliwood" with Roger L. Simon and Lionel Chetwynd, you will learn that some Muslim activist film maker has declared that because these shows were written by Jews (maybe they were and maybe they weren't -- like anyone should care!) then there should also be action flicks with Muslim characters (including burka-clad women heroes). I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it, but seeing is believing, and the Poliwood segment actually shows this Muslim director making this ridiculous claim. (Via Glenn Reynolds.)

Naturally, because multiculturalist fairness dictates that Muslim hero shows must be shown to American kiddies to compensate for the "Jewish" Superman and Batman, his tripe is soon to be broadcast for the American kiddies not on some alternative Jihadi-sympathizing network, but on the very mainstream Discovery Channel.

The Discovery Channel is certainly within its First Amendment rights, but I must ask a question.

Are we insane?

It's a rhetorical question. No answer is required.

And may I ask what's next?

I mean, suppose the "Lassie" series were discovered to have been written by sneaky Jews with a secret agenda of brainwashing American children into first tolerating, then accepting, the very un-Islamic behavior of loving dogs. Think about it. Have not Americans over the years been systematically conditioned by Hollywood Jews to think of an unclean animal as a "member of the family?" Or even as "the family dog?" Isn't it high time that traditional Islamist family values (as promulgated by the activists at CAIR) be presented?

The neat thing about blogging is that I don't have to make this stuff up, and these lunatic absurdities are not all that much of a stretch.

What's absurd satire for me is honest truth for others.

Pity the Republic.