Who gets to elect our "cultural" representatives?

Sometimes I don't know what to do with what I guess should be called "news."

Like this um "book" um "review" that was linked on Drudge. Something about Angelina Jolie putting urine in a Mountain Dew bottle intended for her dad Jon Voight's girlfriend, and how her mom helped her lose her virginity at age 14. Stuff like that. Oh and she took a shower with Leonardo DiCaprio, and nothing happened. (Which means I should be surprised?) What's the point of all this? I am supposed to get titillated? Or am I supposed to get outraged? This woman is an actress (I also vaguely recalled the important detail that she was -- and then I was told that she apparently still is -- married to actor Brad Pitt), and the author of the book wants to sell it, so presumably they all get excited over other people getting excited and/or outraged, and everyone makes money.

Or I guess maybe there's a "moral lesson" to be found in reading about a single tawdry and seedy life. What moral lesson can that be? People like this are "destroying" the "culture"? What culture? Theirs? Or are they supposed to be "us"? If "they" are "us" then I guess I am Angelina Jolie. Or an Angelina Jolie wannabe? Or maybe it's a Brad Pitt wannabe that I'm supposed to be?

Should I go pee in a Mountain Dew bottle now and blame her?

I'm baffled.

This feels like one of those "important" things that I am just supposed to know why it's so important and urgent. And I'm taking issue with the supposed to part, because I don't see why I'm supposed to.

If anyone can explain, I'm all ears. My Congressman John Dingell was a leading sponsor of the Obama/Pelosicare bill (it bears his name too), but I didn't vote for him and really don't feel represented by him. Still he has power, and arguably does things in the name of his constituents, of which I am one. I never voted for Angelina Jolie for anything, and I don't even know whether I have seen any of her films... (I just checked; she has 40 film credits, and I have seen one -- ''The Good Shepherd" -- which wasn't that great and I didn't notice her.) So not being her fan, I can't be said to have voted for her and am not represented by her in any capacity. But if Dingell doesn't represent me, how can she?

Some would say that Angelina Jolie is an official unelected representative of my "culture," and that therefore I should not only care, but care deeply. But would she say that she represents me? I doubt it.

I think the people who would tell me that she represents me are running some sort of con game. They're the ones who elected her, not I.

posted by Eric on 08.01.10 at 09:24 AM





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My belief is that "self esteem" is so skewed/screwed in this country that a very large number of people live vicariously through the rich and lamous...

Sailingbum   ·  August 1, 2010 10:33 AM

This is half an idea, at most, but I'll whip it out anyway, because it feels like it's kind of onto something:

Royalty's "representation" of "us" in some convoluted way consists of their being free of the moral, legal, financial, etc. constraints on "us." When they take advantage of their greater freedom and do things that grossly exceed what's permitted to "us," it's "our culture's" fault. "Representative" excesses justify, to "us," further constraining "us," thus enlarging the gap between royalty's freedom and ours. This makes royalty even more "representative" of "us," so...

Repeat until revolution and/or fall, I guess.

guy on internet   ·  August 1, 2010 11:07 AM

I'm not sure there's a greater insult to an "artist" like Jolie than not noticing her. You cad!

Donna B.   ·  August 1, 2010 07:00 PM

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