Loving my hatefest at America's favorite hate site!

I realize that with all of the pressing problems in the world this is a goofy thing to be doing, but when I saw Glenn Reynolds' "FUN WITH Google AutoComplete" link I just had to play.

Play with hate, of course.

I wanted to know who hates what, what hates who, what hates what, and who hates who.

So, in the order they popped into my mind, I present the Google AutoComplete results for some of the most important and sought after hates in the online world today.

I thought I would start with the two leading higher powers:



I would have thought that Allah hated the F-people more than God, but Google AutoComplete disagrees.

Next came three important earthly powers, starting with the power that makes this powerful search for hatred possible:


As one of the targets of Google AutoComplete's hate is said to be America, I thought it fair for Google AutoComplete to explain what America hated.


Naturally, because America hates Islam AutoCompletely, I felt compelled to ask what Islam hates AutoCompletely:


Fascinating. The only thing Islam hates more AutoCompletely than America is women!

Not wanting to neglect leading individual human leaders, I tried a few.


Compared to Obama, Bush's AutoComplete hates look pretty tired:


Also-ran McCain also has a few, but considering how hateful he was said to be during the campaign, his results are pretty parsimonious:


Unlike Rush Limbaugh, whose hates are obviously much sought-after:


And no hate search would be complete without Michael Moore, who is probably the most hate-filled leftist of them all:


I would have had more representatives on the left, except that big names like Keith Olbermann, Nancy Pelosi, and Barney Frank don't show any AutoComplete filled-in hates. And the AutoComplete results for Jimmy Carter and Oliver Stone are so small as to be not worth a screen shot. (Jimmy hates only Jews, while Oliver Stone hates only America. Go figure.)

And had I not done this, I wouldn't have realized that Google is in fact the world's leading hate site. Seriously, where else can you find the world's most popular hates?

Who'd have thought hate could be so much fun?

Oh, I should add that as a courtesy to Glenn Reynolds (whose link generated this hatefest), I did endeavor to find out what he might AutoCompletely hate, but there was absolutely nothing. Just the dead blank.

(Which is odd, especially if you consider the stubborn, longstanding rumors about his ties to Mussolini. Hey, why is that PJM link for members only? Are they trying to hide something?)

MORE: I should add that the censored ("private") video is titled "Glenn Reynolds & Mussolini: Filthy Lie or Fantastical Fact?" and the caption reads as follows:

The InstaInquisition is on! You, our PJTV viewers, submitted the questions we've all wanted to know about the Instapundit himself... Mr. Glenn Reynolds. Did he influence Mussolini? Does he hate puppies? Find out.
While it would be easy to call the video a whitewash, the fact that it was made at all indicates that sooner or later the real facts are going to come out.

UPDATE: I am surprised and delighted that Glenn Reynolds linked has this hate-filled post, and a warm welcome to all hate lovers. (And hate haters, I suppose.)

I should add that I really can't blame Glenn for not mentioning that stubborn Mussolini meme. Had it not been for that mysteriously private PJM video, I wouldn't have brought it up.

But seriously, check out this screenshot which I took from the suppressed video they won't let you see:


What are they hiding?

posted by Eric on 08.16.10 at 11:56 AM


Anyone else get a chuckle out of the fact that the highest two 'hates' match for both America and Rush Limbaugh? Does that make Rush Limbaugh as American as apple pie?

Anon   ·  August 16, 2010 12:15 PM

Should I say I "hate" this posting? Very entertaining. Reminds me of the finding that certain Muslim countries rate very highly in porn searches on Google.

Gringo   ·  August 16, 2010 2:10 PM


I did a couple of posts on that:

Defeated By Pornography

Jewish Porn Sweeps The Arab World

M. Simon   ·  August 16, 2010 4:18 PM

What does Glenn Reynolds hate?

_Jon   ·  August 17, 2010 2:47 PM

Try typing "Mohammed is"

CC   ·  August 17, 2010 2:55 PM

Uh, Jon, everyone knows that Glenn hates puppies.


jeff   ·  August 17, 2010 3:01 PM

This is actually pretty meaningless. If you type in 'google hates' they hate mexicans most of all, along with black people, china, apple and me. Or is it you? They also hate Justin Bieber.

This is probably mostly a function of how the autocomplete feature works.

Robert   ·  August 17, 2010 3:06 PM

Theres alot of hating of "ME" out there, do we have a complex??

If Allah, God and Google all hate me, damn! What do I have left??

penny   ·  August 17, 2010 3:34 PM

So there's no way that Canada would hate anything, right?

canada hates obama
canada hates america
canada hates usa
canada hates toronto
why canada hates america

Whoa, our friendly inoffensive single-payer friends to the north hate obama?!

Hmm, what about Mexico?

mexico hates landon donovan
mexico hates argentina

Huh, who the crap is Landon Donovan? Oh, he's a soccer player. That's why I didn't know about him...

america hates soccer

kwo   ·  August 17, 2010 4:26 PM

Why does America hate the Westboro Baptist Church?

I guess I'll have to google it.

gv   ·  August 17, 2010 5:31 PM

Theres alot of hating of "ME" out there, do we have a complex??

no just you. I don't have a complex and all those beings don't hate me either.

I don't understand the Reynolds comment about puppies at all, everyone knows he loves puppies and, except for doctor's orders to cut down on the fatty foods, would have them every day.

In the interest of unity however I think you should discover what brings us all together, tell us what "everyone hates"?

max   ·  August 17, 2010 5:33 PM

OK, I googled it. America does hate this particular Baptist Church.

gv   ·  August 17, 2010 5:35 PM

Typing in "Glenn Reynolds hates" or "Instapundit hates" gives nothing other than the typed line. Which is the same result for "like" "loves" and even "heh". I guess he's an observer not a hater.

Scorpius   ·  August 17, 2010 6:42 PM
M. Simon   ·  August 17, 2010 7:11 PM

Glenn Reynolds - isn't that the guy who drinks puppy smoothies?

Salander   ·  August 17, 2010 7:41 PM

"Who'd have thought hate could be so much fun?"

Lord Byron, for one, when he wrote

"Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure."

Don Juan (Canto XII, st. 6)

Coriolan   ·  August 17, 2010 9:34 PM

"Who'd have thought hate could be so much fun?"

Lord Byron, for one, when he wrote

"Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure."

Don Juan (Canto XII, st. 6)

Coriolan   ·  August 17, 2010 9:38 PM

The "God Hates Us All" option is likely a search result for the Slayer album, God Hates Us All.

But we all knew that, right? Right? Right?


\m/ \m/

Robert   ·  August 18, 2010 1:54 AM

Naturally, I decided to be snarky and type in:

"Christianity hates"

... and got nothing.

All right, how about:

"Jews hate"






And nothing for Mormons, Hindus or Hare Krishnas, either.

I hate Google.

Bill Peschel   ·  August 18, 2010 11:00 AM

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