While I like to be thorough, today is a busy day for me, so I absolutely will not have time to deal with the issues raised here by one of Glenn Reynolds' readers:

Anyhow, was just wondering if you could please mention at some point in the next few months how very pleased you have been with: your new Boden swimsuit, your Merrell Timpani sandals, and your Bernina Cut & Sew attachment. Thanks.

I look good in anything, but the Boden swimsuit may test that limit.

That made me feel really ignorant, so I Googled "Boden swimsuit" and I got images images like this one -- called the "Mini Boden Girly Swimsuit."

I think Glenn's point is well taken, and I am glad I am too busy to prove it. It might look good on Joe Biden, though. After all, "Biden" is just a keystroke away from "Boden," which means that "Mini Biden Girly Swimsuit" is close enough for gummint work. But today I just don't have time for what would be a very tedious and unpleasant Photoshopping task.

Especially when I tested my own limits by looking at a picture titled "Joe Biden's Stimulus Package."

I don't know anything about Merrell Timpani sandals but where it comes to Biden's sagging stimulus package, the Bernina Cut & Sew attachment might just help.