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May 09, 2008
Mothers against the virtual, the sweet, the hard (and more...)
MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) is a classic example of an organization which has departed so far from its original purpose that it ought to be renamed. Whether this is because of success in the war against drunk driving, or whether MADD has simply succumbed to ideologically driven activists with a neo-prohibitionist agenda I do not know, but the MADD outfit is getting so ridiculous that at the rate they're going they should just drop one of the Ds and hire Alfred E. Newman as their publicist. (Needless to say, such meandering by MADD is not a new topic here.) This latest stuff is almost that funny. I stumbled onto something a few days ago to which I'll return, but I'll start with the MADD's campaign against virtual drunken driving. Hmmm... Maybe that's drunken virtual driving? Anyway, Glenn Reynolds linked this post by "Simon Scowl" about MADD's campaign against "Grand Theft Auto IV" -- a video game in which players can virtually drive virtually drunk (and of course virtually steal, virtually rob, virtually commit murder, etc.). It's the virtual drunken driving that bothers MADD; apparently they're not only against the real thing; they don't want pretending: In the critically acclaimed open-world game, players have the choice of patronizing a bar and then attempting to drive drunk. While virtually under the influence, the screen becomes blurred and the controls are more difficult to use. Players also have the option of hailing a taxi or walking. The intoxication effects wear off after a few minutes in the game.Wow, that sounds at least as dangerous as imagining your brain to be a fried egg in a cast iron skillet. I think it's high time for a crackdown on imaginary dangers. Because, next thing you know, players might be imagining that they have assault weapons or something, and what if they're imagining they're drunk, plus imagining they have assault weapons? Imaginary people could die imaginary deaths! And we can't have that can we? Retorts Simon Scowl, Er... when you're sitting at home pretending to drive drunk in a video game, you're not out driving drunk. You probably haven't even left the house for days. You are a menace to nobody but yourself.You're guilty of nothing more than wasting time, and perhaps being what the shrinks call a "dry drunk." Hmm.... Maybe instead of subtracting the D, MADD could add a D. MADDD. "Mothers Against Dry Drunken Driving." (I kind of like the 3D effect.) Except they're against much more than that. The latest thing I stumbled onto was their campaign against alcoholic beverages which have the same alcohol content as beer, but which taste sweet. Like many bloggers, I was simply outraged by the story of the father whose son was taken away from him because he mistook Mike's Hard Lemonade for ordinary Lemonade at a baseball game and bought one for his boy. For that mistake, his child was taken to an emergency room (nothing was wrong with him, of course) and the predictable forces of bureaucracy did their damnedest to mess up the family. Opined Amy Alkon, who blogged about the incident: ...the CPS nitwits actually put the kid in foster care. Meanwhile, there are probably hundreds of kids in Detroit, in foster care and out, direly in need of assistance.(Via Glenn Reynolds, who calls the child seizure "a choice bit of idiocy.") At the time, I didn't feel motivated to write a post because I didn't have anything to say beyond my usual "yet another typical example of bureaucratic tyranny..." But I know I've expressed that sentiment before. So maybe I could have said, "this is the worst bureaucratic outage I've seen since the last bureaucratic outrage!" But that would have been so typical of me, and I didn't say anything because I really didn't have anything to add. However, I pondered what might explain the bizarre nature of the bureaucratic overreaction, so I decided to research the product itself -- Mike's Hard Lemonade. It has a bad rep, not because it's inherently bad, for it has the same percentage of alcohol as beer. Rather, the problem is that it's sweet, and the anti-alcohol bureaucratic community doesn't like that. It's in a group of beverages they refer to collectively as "alcopops." These are said to be "gateway drugs" (no, really) simply because they taste good, and because they taste good, they appeal to young people, especially girls. (Who are for reasons unclear to me deemed more in need of protection than boys.) Seriously, they're being called "girlie drinks" and "kiddie booze." More at Slashfood; Wiki entry here. Whether bureaucratic antipathy to "kiddie booze" was a factor in snatching the man's son away from him I don't know. But I hadn't known about the major campaign against these beverages nor had I known that one of the sponsors is MADD. Not because "alcopops" are any more likely to cause auto accidents than beer or wine (like beer, they're around 5% alcohol, which is why they're classified as beers for tax purposes), but because they are said to "target" the young. Exciting developments are under way across the nation to reclassify sugary, sweet alcopops, or flavored malt beverages, from their current beer tax classification to a more appropriate distilled spirit tax classification. Success in this reclassification effort will help prevent youth access to these soda-pop tasting, alcohol-laden beverages is because taxing them at a higher rate will make them less affordable to youth. Success will also result in removing them from shelves of thousands of retail outlets.Great. That probably means the taxpayers have to pay for the cost of the litigation. What if you're a taxpayer and you don't want to fund neo-Prohibitionist activism? The anti-alcopop crusaders make the "public policy" argument that the sweet beverages should be taxed at the same rate as distilled spirits: By classifying alcopops as beer rather than distilled spirits, marketers can make the products cheaper and more available, critical factors in marketing to young people. In California, beer is taxed at much lower rates than distilled spirits - 20 cents a gallon for beer compared to $3.30 a gallon for distilled spirits. Experts believe that imposing the proper tax rate would raise the price substantially and, thereby, reduce alcopops' appeal to young people. This beer classification is also costing California tax payers an estimated $40 million in state taxes each year.[3]But the reason for the tax differential is based on the proportion of alcohol. To tax a beverage with 5% alcohol at the same rate as a beverage with 50% alcohol simply means that it would no longer be profitable to make them. Why can't they just admit that's the goal, and not hide behind a bogus "fairness" argument? Obviously, nothing would stop anyone from buying vodka and lemonade or tequila and Margarita Mix, putting the two together, and ending up with the same thing as "alcopop." The campaign accomplishes nothing. What's the next step, once the dimwits realize this? Preventing distilled spirits and mixers from being sold in the same stores? Or maybe ban alcohol altogether? I should point out that I prefer bitter to sweet, and thus beer to "alcopops." Does that make me a more moral person? Or is sweetness more immoral because girls like sweet things? Can someone maybe explain? Because, the more I look at this the more confused I become. Some time ago, Reason's Jacob Sullum analyzed the "alcopops" issue, and pointed out the illogic of the taxation argument: ...the rationale for taxing liquor at a higher rate than fermented beverages such as beer and wine is that liquor has a higher alcohol content, usually around 40 percent. The "alcopops," by contrast, generally have an alcohol content of around 5 percent. So if the Board of Equalization's tax hike plan is implemented as advertised (i.e., limited to "alcopops"), California will be taxing drinks with a 5 percent alcohol content at a much higher rate than beer, which can have an alcohol content twice as high, or wine, with an alcohol content up to three times as high. Putting aside the question of whether this is good public policy, it is clearly contrary to the legislature's intent in distinguishing between fermented and distilled alcoholic beverages. If critics of "alcopops" want to tax the hell out of sweet, flavored malt beverages, they should ask the legislature to do so, instead of reinterpreting the law to fit their agenda.What fascinates me about the anti-sweetness fixation is not only that it assumes beer will only be consumed by adults (riiiight....) but that it overlooks the fact that Americans once preferred "alcopops" to beer: Beer is without question, like Pizza, Madonna, and fast cars, an icon of modern American culture. That the white working class American male is stereotypically referred to as "Joe Six-pack" is but one example of the dominance of beer as lower and middle-class America's preferred alcoholic beverage. But this was not always the case. 150 years ago, in the 1840s, hard cider held the position now held by beer as the preferred alcoholic beverage of the working class.OK, I better stop the quote there, because "log cabin" and hard anything has a slightly risqué ring to it and I want to keep this blog clean, if not completely sober. However, it's worth noting that cider was very popular among the founding fathers ("In the early days of our nation, the founding fathers and mothers and their kids consumed hard cider by the gallon," and"to the end of John Adams's life, a large tankard of hard cider was his morning draught before breakfast"). Thomas Jefferson is said to have written much of the Declaration of Independence in a tavern. Apple cider was so American that it really was more American than apple pie, as well as in the classical tradition (something I cannot ignore -- hence the longish quote): ....Thanks to the Romans, and all of their conquering, apples were spread around the world - leaving not only a tasty little fruit, but yet another convenient way to produce alcohol. Orchards really began to flourish in Europe during the Medieval Days, when those keen little monks added this to their long list of resources for food and alcohol production. The same could be said for the early European settlers. When they first came to North America, apples seemed a better use for alcohol production than anything else. So, "as American as apple pie" should read more like "as American as hard cider". The colonials also embraced hard cider, as not only was it easier to produce than beer or wine, but it was quite the cost effective way to make their hooch.OK, the Woodchuck brand is something I am familiar with, as I bought a case not long ago. To the crackpots at MADD, it's in the "alcopop" category, and thus bad. (Actually it is contemptuously referred to her as an alcopop here.) I don't know what's egregious; the fact that the favorite drink of the founding fathers was alcopop, or that imaginary drinkers can get behind imaginary wheels. Or maybe they're real wheels? I visited a friend the other day who has the Wii game, and his latest accessory is -- I kid you not -- a steering wheel! I looked carefully, but I saw no warning label against drinking (either real or imaginary) behind that wheel. Anyone could drink and drive -- especially children! Factor in alcopops, and you've got children -- especially helpless girls -- drinking and driving! They could even take turns engaging in contests to see who's the best drunken driver. It's terrible. Why, it's almost as bad as Thomas Jefferson's drinking and writing... posted by Eric on 05.09.08 at 12:04 PM
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I think that I've driven "drunk," by the legal standard, exactly once. And boy did I learn a lesson. I was stopped at a red light, "drunk." The light wasn't changing. I waited almost three minutes there, "drunk." There was no cross-traffic, because not only was it very late and very January, but it was a light for a crosswalk. I ran it, "drunk." And...the light went green in my rearview about eight seconds later. Lesson: Beer makes me marginally more impatient with the mehanical outposts of the state than I usually am. So I'm careful not to get "drunk" around mailboxes and such. guy on internet · May 9, 2008 03:09 PM Renne, Sloan, Holtzman & Sakai is a law firm which specializes in working for cities. Renne is Louise Renne, the former City Attorney for San Francisco. Anthony · May 9, 2008 03:53 PM Sweetness has evolved from being an issue of taste into an issue of morality. That started long before the war on malternatives--not eating sweets became a moral virtue sometime in the 1980s (possibly earlier, that's when I became aware of it). I can't go a day without hearing someone refer to eating a cookie or a sweet as "being bad." I refer to it as "food Victorianism." My theory is that once all the taboos about sexual promiscuity fell away, food emerged as a substitute. Fat women are treated with the same disdain as promiscuous women used to be; people tout publicly their superior "virtue" in controlling their hunger to the social norm the way people used to brag about controlling their sexual appetites. I see the same prohibitionist tendencies in the anti-food groups as in MADD. People shouldn't be allowed to imagine driving drunk, and people shouldn't be allowed to purchase baked goods containing trans-fat. Why? Because these groups want everyone to be just as bored and miserable as they are. HeatherRadish · May 11, 2008 01:54 PM Post a comment
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My old friend Fred Grampp quipped about MADD, ``If it weren't for the drunks, a lot of them wouldn't be mothers.''
Sociologist Joseph R. Gusfield (_The Culture of Public Problems : Drinking-Driving and the Symbolic Order_) has made a career of studying interest groups and their strategies. He's also the rare sociologist, namely one who can write, sort of like Erving Goffman.
His later book _Contested Meanings_ formalizes the strategies a little, the basic ones being to define a public problem (previously drunk driving was a personal moral failing, not a public problem), and then take ownership of it.
Nice points like making sure that every discussion starts with pointing out that the discussion is already over.
My recollection is that drunk driving isn't even all that unsafe. It's very common.
I've managed to go a long time without being hit by a drunk, in any case.