Considering the Pooping for PeaceŽ campaign (see the current Bonfire of the Vanities), and the fact that so many of the worldwide "peace activists" have been the recipients of United Nations "dirty" money, I feel obliged to direct everybody's attention to this timely item:

Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with VelcroŽ closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown). To add realistic smell, check out "Doo Drops" on Page 67.