Crazy as things are right now in the blogosphere, I have debated the propriety of posting my usual Friday Online Tests.
I decided to go ahead, because this is a weekly tradition at Classical Values, and for all I know, some of the new readers might need a little harmless relief as much as I.
So..... On to the first test.
"What childhood toy from the 80s are you?" seemed a harmless enough test, and while my result is a bit "sketchy," I think it's a fair representation of my personality:
You're an Etch-a-Sketch!! You're the creative, artsy type who doesn't need to actually utilize a single muscle group in order to have fun. Doesn't matter though, you're still cool.
Only I don't know how an Etch-A-Sketch can be used as a murder weapon! The next test -- "How would you Murder?" shows my powerlessness, and offers to help me:
Weapons are not your thing. You would prefer to pummel your opponent to death with your fists and feet. You show a lot of Honor but some power still eludes you. I can give you this power, I can make you stronger, join me.
SELENE: You are selene! Beautiful, vivacious, fierce and seductive, Selene vowed she would destroy Lycans after her family was murdered by the werewolves. So ruthless is she that selene is a member of the Death Dealers. This elite Vampire warrior class's mission is to make the Lycans extinct. Ever wish you could be a vampire?
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VICTOR: You are victor! 1400-years-old, he is the supreme Vampire overlordwho has been sleepong to restore his power.Selene trusts him as she trusts no one else anddaringly awkens him when no one else believesher discovery of the Lycan plot to... [Read More]
Tracked on May 15, 2004 10:45 AM
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So, such begs the question, do you suck their blood before or after you pummel them to death with your Etch-a-Sketch™?
I am glad you're back! I still have both your links blogrolled; one's the old one and the other's "Read My Lips." But I still show http://tig.mu.nu/ as your only blog address. Isn't that munuvian or am I missing something?
As to the Etch-A-Sketch, once I am finished my dastardly deeds, I need only turn the thing upside down and give it a shake.
Etch-A-Sketch. I love my Etch-A-Sketch. I had one when I was a boy (in the early 1960s) and, remembering that, I went out and bought another one for myself. That was during the early 1980s that I did that.
Later, in the late 1990s, when I got and read J. A. Laponce's "Left and Right: The Topography of Political Perceptions" (what a joy that was!), I was playing with my Etch-A-Sketch, and I noticed that on the back it said: To control the HORIZONTAL, turn the LEFT dial. To control the VERTICAL, turn the RIGHT dial.
That's exactly what Laponce had concluded from his cross-cultural studies! The Left is the horizontal (secularism, equality) and the Right is the vertical (the sacred, hierarchies).
Laponce's book and the Etch-A-Sketch: coincidence?, conspiracy?, or.... ....the Divine order? Hmmmm.... Most fascinating!, spectrumologically.
The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler
Don?t bang your head!
So, such begs the question, do you suck their blood before or after you pummel them to death with your Etch-a-Sketch™?