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September 15, 2005
Wicked puppet masters, meet thy doom!
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow (who's playing Maureen "Clout" Dean in an upcoming Watergate movie) waxes enthusiastically about a certain article by Paul William Roberts: "So, uhm, what did you think about the Roberts article?" The change is instantaneous. The voice regains its spark, the eyes lose their glaze and the fountain pours forth: "I totally agreed with it. I feel like we're really in trouble. I just had a baby and thought, 'I don't want to live there.' Bush's anti-environment, pro-war policies are a dis. . . ." Well, you can guess the rest.Intrigued by this, I just had to find the article ("The Flagging Empire") and I'm glad I did, because it has some real brain teasers like these Arab reactions to Hurricane Katrina: ....as a rehabilitated looter myself — I was in Baghdad two years ago when it fell to the invading Americans — I am in no position to judge a little petty pilfering, particularly when the perps have just lost everything they owned.World opinion (which Mr. Roberts hopes undoubtedly to drive) gets more and more ominous: ....in the eyes of the world, the emperor stands naked. Monday's issue of London's The Independent noted: "We could be witnessing a significant moment in America. Hurricane Katrina has revealed some uncomfortable truths about the world's richest and most powerful nation. The catastrophe in New Orleans exposed shocking inequalities — both of wealth and race — and also the relative impotence of the federal authorities when faced with a large-scale disaster. Many Americans are beginning to ask just what sort of country they are living in. There is a sense that the struggle for the soul of America is gathering pace."Quite a reaction -- considering he's still discussing a natural disaster. But he comes up with a new theory -- that the Islamic threat was deliberately created by mean old Cold Warriors who were sorry about losing the wonderful enemies we had in the Commies. First he dispels any notion that there was a valid reason to go to war -- either against Afghanistan or Iraq: U.S. reasons for attacking Afghanistan were not, however, as valid as they perhaps seemed to be at the time. After all, the Sept. 11 hijackers were from Egypt and, mostly, Saudi Arabia, not Afghanistan, which, though predominantly Muslim, is not an Arab country.How ignorant can we be? It's just appalling! I am so ashamed that I'm ready to run off with Gwyneth! The most foolish of all Americans, of course, are those who believe in their silly Constitution: "The president," says the Constitution, will be "Commander in Chief of the army, navy and militias." George Washington signed the document as the nation's first president. However, he was already commander in chief of the army, so this clause would not have bothered him unduly, nor did it make anyone else wonder if they were signing a recipe for military dictatorship down the road. The reference to "militias" reveals that the American standing army was minuscule back then, relying entirely on militias in the event of a serious threat. The "right to bear arms" clause also relates exclusively to the militias, and, combined, the two clauses show why there was no reason to fear a military coup.I'll have to skip over the Chomsky stuff, and get to his Michael Moore-ish argument that U.S. leaders created the terrorism we're now fighting: The Department of Homeland Security, along with the Patriot Act, has effectively suspended the rule of law in the United States — citizens can now be searched or arrested without a warrant, imprisoned without trial, tried by secret military tribunal, tortured or executed in secrecy. Their phones can be tapped, mail read, Internet monitored, and what they read at or borrow from the library can be analyzed for signs of deviancy. The guarantees of personal liberty in the Constitution have been trampled over.All those secret executions! And not a word from the ACLU! It is possible, too, that al-Qaeda may largely be a creation of the permanent government that lies behind the passing show and changing pageants of the one that's elected. For the Pentagon, CIA-FBI, and other non-elected institutions amount to a bureaucratic monolith that governs without consent, since it provides advisers to the elected rulers and information to the advisers — all of which can make the job of being president easy or impossible, depending on whom is in the White House. It is not what the Constitution envisaged.While anything is possible, there's something about a bureaucratic monolith that makes me doubt they could pull it off. (Well, maybe if the Bilderbergers and the Trilateral Commission helped....) Bearing this in mind, too, why did the CIA even feel it was necessary to train Afghan Arabs to fight the Soviets? Historically, the Afghans themselves have always been more than a match for any invader without outside help. With the Soviet Union on the brink of collapse, the expulsion of its troops from Afghanistan was just a matter of time.I love either/or choices like that. They're his premises, and according to his logic, you must choose one or the other. No way that terrorists like Osama bin Laden and Ayman al Zawahiri might actually think what they say, and mean it. They're part of a puppet game dating back to the Eisenhower years. Since the current administration contains a large number of the most reactionary elements from the old Reagan administration, my bet is on the latter explanation. As state papers from the Reagan years are gradually released under the Freedom of Information Act's 25-year limit, we may well find out some of the truth quite soon. Or we may not.Whoa! Those reactionary old elements never thought of the FOIA, now did they? They might have been smart enough to create terrorist puppets and fool nearly everyone, but they've left all the evidence for us to find! I'm glad we can count on Hollywood to make things right. posted by Eric on 09.15.05 at 08:39 PM
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Again -- the style of the titles of your posts! Steven Malcolm Anderson the Lesbian-worshipping man's-man-admiring myth-based egoist · September 16, 2005 02:40 AM citizens can now be searched or arrested without a warrant Jaysus on a Pony, Eric, how come no one told this to my officers? Think of all the time and trees we'd be saving without all that pesky paperwork to fill out. Think of all the days judges could be golfing rather than reviewing the evidence to grant a search warrant. WHY HAVEN'T WE BEEN TOLD? I demand my warrantless searches! Darleen · September 16, 2005 03:32 AM Yes, he is coherent. The problem is that he's wrong, and offers little more than wild speculation. The John Birch Society updated by Michael Moore. Obviously, he knows a lot more about what goes on here than do we! Darleen, just tell the officers they can now do whatever they want (including on-the-spot executions), and simply cite Paul William Roberts as authority. :) Eric Scheie · September 16, 2005 09:37 AM I vote for stupidity. This attribute of many humans does not correlate with IQ (whatever that is.) And, of course, who is it that rentlessly reminds us that GWB is a moron? Uncle Bill · September 16, 2005 10:57 AM or that there would come a day when handguns were the No. 1 cause of death for young men 18 to 30 Except that it isn't the #1 cause of death for men 18-30. Motor vehicle accidents are. Phelps · September 16, 2005 04:21 PM Well, that only means cars should be banned. Eric Scheie · September 16, 2005 08:58 PM Dear Eric: I never said he was right, nor even coherent. Only more coherent than Sheehan -- which is setting the bar at about 20 miles below sea level. As to The John Birch Society -- style. I admire Captain John Birch -- a great Christian and a great American, missionary and warrior in China during World War II, murdered by the Communists. Like Pim Fortuyn, with his death and in his death, the battle lines were drawn.... His style.... Steven Malcolm Anderson the Lesbian-worshipping man's-man-admiring myth-based egoist · September 16, 2005 10:39 PM I often get the feeling that only the John Birch Society and the Ayn Rand Institute know what is going on today. Actually, historically, the John Birch Society, the Ayn Rand Institute, and our Founding Fathers are in the Center of a spectrum. I am to the Right of them, the Far Right, a Polytheist Monarchist. Steven Malcolm Anderson the Lesbian-worshipping man's-man-admiring myth-based egoist · September 16, 2005 10:47 PM Funny about me, I know: Steven Malcolm Anderson the Lesbian-worshipping man's-man-admiring myth-based egoist · September 17, 2005 01:44 AM It's terrifying to contemplate how many of the electorate in the most powerful nation the world has ever known are so completely delusional. **shudder** Clint · September 19, 2005 09:36 PM |
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Seems to me as if I've seen this piece of fifth-carbon-Marxist boilerplate a million times before. Well, it does bring all or nearly all the cliches together in one piece, and it is more coherently articulated than were Cindy Sheehan's rants.