More Irony at Slate?

I was first alerted to the rhetorical use of irony at Slate when E. at the Dave pointed me toward Christopher Hitchens's non-endorsement of John Kerry. Slate missed the irony and made it an endorsement, but have since apologized for the error.

It seems that they've come a long way since, having learned to master Swift-style satire (forget irony) as this piece by 'Jane Smiley' demonstrates:

I grew up in Missouri and most of my family voted for Bush, so I am going to be the one to say it: The election results reflect the decision of the right wing to cultivate and exploit ignorance in the citizenry. I suppose the good news is that 55 million Americans have evaded the ignorance-inducing machine. But 58 million have not. (Well, almost 58 million—my relatives are not ignorant, they are just greedy and full of classic Republican feelings of superiority.)

I'm purposefully witholding the really good bits like the origin of red state mentality in vicious frontier street fights, and the very direct pronouncement "Here is how ignorance works."

You've got to read it to believe it.

And yet, you can't believe it. Because if the Left thinks this is a reasoned response to the election and to political differences among Americans it's an uglier entity than we'd ever imagined. Clearly this is a shrewd effort to exorcise the demons of division by exposing the most inflammatory and ignorant kind of discourse to public scrutiny.

If only.

When 'Smiley' says that 'progressives' "have to assume the worst" she's already a step behind the rest of us. Her hate-filled rant leaves us to assume nothing, but rather to know the 'progressives' for what they are.

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Nice work Dennis. What a moonbat Smiley is. I wonder whether she realizes that blaming people for their ancestors' behavior is precisely the sort of intolerance she pretends to abhor.

Eric Scheie   ·  November 5, 2004 03:09 PM

"classic republican feelings of superiority" assumes those who voted for Bush are all republican. It also, in context ,is delicious irony, because what is Ms. Smiley indulging in but "Classical democrat feelings of superiority"? (Feelings of superiority furthermore that were bestowed on the "progressive" view of the world by the now-defunct view of an ever "improving" and mechanical society that could be tinkered with and perfected, like any other machine, without regard for the feelings of the individual "cogs".)

How appalingly devoid of self-knowledge Ms. Smiley shows herself. And how unaware of contradiction. And reality.

Eric on your comment above, I'd like to point out that "holding people responsible for the actions of their ancestors" isn't her greatest sin. I'm sure you realize -- if Ms. Smiley won't or can't -- that we're a nation of immigrants and that very few of us had ancestors here in the nineteenth century. Also, we move around a lot. People with ancestors in "red states" are now living EVERYWHERE including the North East. So Ms. Smiley is actually holding people responsible for the actions of someone else's ancestors. How's that for a fine piece of nonsense?

Ms. Smiley is so far out of touch with reality I'm starting to wonder if she wrote speeches for the Iraqi Information Minister during the invasion. I'm also sure if she met me and knew I voted for Bush, her head would explode.

Portia   ·  November 5, 2004 03:24 PM

The election is over. Bush won. The GOP dominates both Houses of Congress. They will pick the next Supreme Court Justices. The Right controls the military. Even more important, the Right controls the churches, from which the majority of the American people derive their moral values and their cosmological world-view, their most fundamental beliefs about the origin, meaning, and destiny of human life.

Therefore, who cares what moonbats of the Left think? Jane Smiley, James Wolcott, David Niewert, Howard Zinn, Michael Moore, Noam Chomsky, Maureen Dowd, and the like are now rapidly on their way to being about as relevant and influential over large masses of people or over the central, morally-guiding, law-making, law-enforcing institutions of American society as is the Flat Earth Society, though not yet quite as amusing.

They are not only nowhere close to a majority of the population, they are also not a strategically-placed minority like the Bolsheviks in Russia in 1917. They may take over the lectern of a university seminar in post-modern deconstructionism. They will not take over the United States of America.

If the Democratic party continues to listen to them, it will lose election after election. Since politicians like nothing better than to win elections, and since the Democrats have four years to think about it, I think they may start doing just that. Don't know. Don't care all that much, since I don't identify with the Democratic party, but most of my family do, so I do care to that extent. And, it would be good for the country to have a viable two-party system.

As to the direction of the Republican party, as to the direction of the Right, whether they decide to ascend to the heights of individual freedom consistent with law and order, or to descend to the ant-heap of totalitarianism, that is what I care about now, in any serious sense. The choice now is not left or right but up or down.



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