Considering the Pooping for Peace® campaign (see the current Bonfire of the Vanities), and the fact that so many of the worldwide "peace activists" have been the recipients of United Nations "dirty" money, I feel obliged to direct everybody's attention to this timely item:

Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown). To add realistic smell, check out "Doo Drops" on Page 67.