What Would Jesus Wear?

These days, the politically organized religious right and gay activists don't seem to get along that well. Not only is it all but impossible for friendships to develop between these two groups, but even dialogue is impossible.

Each one of these groups tends to believe that the others are:

  • a threat to their families/lifestyles
  • persecuting them
  • evil!
  • Is humor possible, or are things too far gone?

    When I was in college, there was a lot of good natured banter between religious fundamentalists and gay activists (if anyone is interested, I used to harass the evangelists, who would harangue in return!), and I was thinking that maybe the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" program could find a young, single, male, anti-homosexual activist from the religious right who otherwise fills their bill and possibly do a total makeover!

    Surely, somewhere out there, some lonely young member of the antigay religious right finds himself in need of a date but has the usual problems: terrible wardrobe, bad haircut, grooming problems, tacky living space -- you know -- the whole host of problems that the show specializes in "treating."

    In return for consenting to be a guest on the show, the evangelist would be allowed by the Queer Eye folks a full segment in which he could try to convert them, yell at them, attempt to cure them -- whatever it might take to save them from the sin of homosexuality.

    Depending on how this went, the episode might be high camp, and it could also serve as a reminder that we are all human.

    Even if the guy told the Queer Eye people that they were all a bunch of miserable sinners destined for Hell, he could nonetheless thank them for helping him out, and, well, I don't see why any of it would be inconsistent with Christianity. Or free speech for that matter....

    I mean, Jesus hung out with bad people like tax collectors, prostitutes and lepers, didn't he?

    It would generate big ratings, and might even spawn a new series.

    Too Christian?

    Too un-Christian?

    The audience could vote and decide!

    NOTE: At least one Christian blogger (in Australia; fancy that, mates!) has been thinking along similar lines:

    I've heard a lot of people here complaining about the show on talk back radio. Some are Christians ringing up to share their moral views, others are average Joe conservative Aussies who don't want their kids to see it and others just think its dumb.

    I don't think its the most amazing show on TV at the moment - I find the stars of the show mildly amusing - I'm a bit over all the sexual innuendo already (I can't imagine how they will keep finding suggestive gay jokes for a whole season) - it is all a bit superficial at times - but I will admit I've learnt one or two things about what's lacking in my wardrobe!

    But the thing that caught my attention the most was a statement made in the first week by one of the stars. To paraphrase him he said:

    'We just want to help this guy reach his potential.... to be the man he has the potential to be.'

    It strikes me that although he went about it very differently, Jesus actually spoke of something very similar when he said 'I've come that they may have life'. (Jn 10:10) As I look at his ministry this is what he did - he drew people into life itself. Sometimes he does it in a very quick yet tangible way as he touches someone who has been lame for life and other times he lives with them for years, challenging attitudes, teaching and encouraging them to grow.

    Jesus was on about helping people to reach their potential. His make over was generally a lot more comprehensive than the fab 5, but he was in the life giving business and as his Body so should we be.

    Hey if they do the show I demand my pound of flesh!

    (Original inspiration from Citizen Smash, via Glenn Reynolds.)

    posted by Eric on 02.25.04 at 09:08 PM





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    thanks for the link...mate

    Darren Rowse   ·  February 25, 2004 10:41 PM

    You are very welcome! Glad to see I wasn't the only one wishing people could get along....

    Eric Scheie   ·  February 25, 2004 11:16 PM

    What humor or camp is there in being told one of your basest instincts is a vile abomination and that you're going to hell?

    Skip Perry   ·  February 26, 2004 12:14 AM

    It's funny if you don't take it too seriously. A group of us started a pagan temple and we made a golden calf we used to enjoy parading around, while screaming "ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN CALF!"

    "The old Gods live!"

    "Don't go to your grave without a graven image."

    Etc.....

    Theatrical, fun, and, yes, quite camp. (I won't say there wasn't occasional violence, but you do have to be prepared. No one was seriously hurt.)

    They'd mostly scream at us, and we at them. After a while we began to know each other. I eventually became good friends with one of those guys -- "Holy Hubert Lindsey." One of the original street evangelists; a true American original. You can read about him here:

    http://www.concentric.net/~Kottca/hubert/

    http://www.tvbn.com/HubertLindsey/HubertLindsey.html

    http://www.church-on-the-web.org/Missions/Lindsey.htm

    http://www.ywam.org.ph/hubertbio.html

    Eric Scheie   ·  February 26, 2004 12:27 AM

    There was a guy named "Brother Stephen" who made the rounds preaching at most of the big private northeastern colleges. I always thought he was funny, but that was because almost everyone openly mocked him and never, ever took him seriously. Then he got arrested for exposing himself to a minor and is probably getting sodomized in jail...you can't make this stuff up =)

    Skip Perry   ·  February 26, 2004 03:57 AM

    The old Gods live! Hail to all the Gods and to all the Goddesses!

    Skip Perry asked:
    "What humor or camp is there in being told that one of your basest instincts is a vile abomination and that you're going to hell?"

    I must confess that I love Hell-fire and brimstone sermons and sermons on the sins of lust and masturbation. They are often very sexy to me, more so than most pornography. I'm a deviated prevert.

    However, when they come from the President of the United States... well, that's a different story...

    It's hard to laugh at people who have tens of millions of dollars they're using to tell everyone you have AIDS and want to molest children. They were put on this planet to make life miserable for everyone. Their meddling has caused the deaths of so many people in America and around the world. If there truly is a God, these fundies are going to burn in hell.

    The only time I ever laugh at them is when they get caught in their own pathetic lies, like the bishop in Massachusetts who ranted and raved about evil Sodomites and Sodomite marriage and as a result, made the papers. A young man recognized his name and along with another man, broke their silence about his sexual abuse of them. So now this vessel of AntiChrist may be learning all about sodomy from Bubba and Big Tiny. Even then I don't really laugh, since these people are so skilled at abusing children, and get away with it by railing against gays and lesbians. God bless America, huh?

    http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2004/02/20/sermon_riled_accuser_lawyer_says/

    James   ·  February 28, 2004 04:38 AM

    People these days are generally humorless, as the comment above illustrates.

    Trey   ·  March 3, 2004 07:38 AM


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