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January 05, 2004
Are you now, or have you ever been, a RETROSEXUAL?
Richard Cohen, after agonizing over whether he's a "metrosexual," has offered the gratuitous socio-labelers a new category: "RETROSEXUAL." Howard Dean pronounced himself a metrosexual and then characteristically said he wasn't sure what that was -- but whatever it was, he wasn't. Among politicians, Arnold Schwarzenegger may be the most metrosexual of them all, since no man ever paid more attention to his body -- except maybe Richard Simmons, another category altogether. Ronald Reagan is a metrosexual and so was Kemal Ataturk, a regular clotheshorse and ladies' man who single-handedly modernized Turkey.While I never noticed the non-opening trouser pleats, I am sure Richard Cohen is right. In the interests of full disclosure, though, I should point out that I never liked the word "metrosexual" -- and I flunked the official metrosexual test. My results? You're an average Joe. Almost wallpaper. You shop at the mall, furnish your home at the department store and spend your weekends watching sports. If you were any more plain, you'd be Al Gore. I am glad I have never been a metrosexual. "Retrosexual", however (notwithstanding Mr. Cohen's definition), is evocative of sexual nostalgia, and I am not sure I am ready for that. posted by Eric on 01.05.04 at 01:35 PM |
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Metrosexual? Sounds like somebody who is attracted to urban areas, turned on by cities, sees skyscrapers as phallic symbols. Ayn Rand. Or as beautiful women. The American asked the Frenchman: "Why do those building remind you of a beautiful woman?" The Frenchman replied: "Monsieur, _everything_ reminds me of a beautiful woman." A man (or a Lesbian) after my own heart.
On the other side, there's the story of a Frenchman who saw the body of a dead woman lying on the beach. He went to the phone to call the police. But, as he was doing so, he saw another Frenchman trying to make love to the corpse. That was too much even for a Frenchman! So, the first man ran over to the second man, pulled him off her, and exclaimed: "Stop! Can't you see, that woman is dead!" "Oh", said the second man, "I thought she was an American."