It's tough trying to make sense out of today's test results, but it's Online Testing Day at Classical Values, so the choice is not mine.

First, from Ghost of a flea, I found a test which is really getting around -- "What Muppet are you?"

The Flea was Sam the Eagle, and I am Kermit the Frog.

You are Kermit the Frog.
You are reliable, responsible and caring. And you
have a habit of waving your arms about
maniacally.

FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Hi ho!" "Yaaay!" and
"Sheesh!"
FAVORITE MOVIE:
"How Green Was My Mother"

LAST BOOK READ:
"Surfin' the Webfoot: A Frog's Guide to the
Internet"

HOBBIES:
Sitting in the swamp playing banjo.

QUOTE:
"Hmm, my banjo is wet."


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This is only the second time in many months of comparative testing that the Flea and I have had differing results.

And by the way, the Flea also offers another test which I took back in October. We're both creatively evil:

(Original link via Dean Esmay.)

But I wanted to be Sam the Eagle, so once again I am green with envy. Doubtless that accounts for my "dominant hue" score in the next test:

(Via HipperCritical.)

Last, Dave Tepper (who worries me because he also tested as Kermit the Frog!) furnished a very useful test -- "What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life?"

While I think I am comfortable with the traditional idea that a kiss is still a kiss, I am a bit unsettled by having two results in a row identical to Dave's....

"You must remember this, a kiss is still a
kiss". Your romance is Casablanca. A
classic story of love in trying times, chock
full of both cynicism and hope. You obviously
believe in true love, but you're also
constantly aware of practicality and societal
expectations. That's not always fun, but at
least it's realistic. Try not to let the Nazis
get you down too much.


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(Via Dave Tepper.)

And what the hell would Kermit be doing in Morocco, anyway?

Well, for starters, as any upright Muslim knows, frogs are Haram!

Kermit might be safe there.