It's still (barely) Friday, which means that I had to find an online test. ANY online test. Friday online tests are a Classical Values tradition (even if they're as kooky as this one).

Anyway, I don't know much about Princess Bride characters, because I haven't read the book OR seen the movie. But I took the "Which Princess Bride Character are You?" test anyway, and now I find that I have morphed into an elderly man named "Miracle Max!" I should read up on this guy, because I could always use a miracle or three.

Which Princess Bride Character are You?
this quiz was made by mysti

(Link from Jay Solo's Verbosity, via Hell In A Handbasket.)

Well I never!

UPDATE: Here is a quote from Miracle Max himself:

Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice on it?