Enough is Enough!

I don't know if I'm allowed to engage in copycat antics on my blogsite, but Mike Silverman's infectious genius (inspired by Shark Blog's Canard-O-Matic) made it utterly impossible for me to leave the idea alone.

I humbly present the Conservative Schism-O-Matic -- and I deeply apologize if I haven't been inclusive enough or if I have hurt anyone's feelings.

(Idea as well as free html lesson in this sort of thing stolen directly from Mike Silverman)