Classical Values :: I take a break, only to learn that huge news is being ignored!

I take a break, only to learn that huge news is being ignored!

It's always nice to take a break from blogging, and for the past three days I did just that. At no point did I have time to get online, not even to check email. The closest I got to blogging was a wonderful visit with M. Simon on Friday night at Rockford's Irish Rose Saloon.

While we did not discuss current events much, I think I may have mentioned that I had stumbled across a major shocker which has been systematically kept out of the mainstream media, and that is the president's battle with lung cancer!

I kid you not. A relative who is better informed than I am had the inside report, and as I happened to have my camera along, I photographed the shocking evidence.

There is virtually nothing about this in the MSM, and while the blogosphere has gotten too large to monitor, I for one will not sit idly by and ignore a major event that should be newsbreaking, but is instead being covered up.

Instead of the truth, ordinary Americans are being distracted by a sexed up story about Tiger Woods hitting a fire hydrant after being allegedly attacked by his allegedly jealous trophy bride. (The latter is rumored to be indignant over Woods' alleged affair with another bombshell who is in turn rumored to be hiring celebrity attorney Gloria Allred and suing the tabloids for their reporting.)

Obviously, such a story has all the elements necessary to provide a distraction, and I cannot help notice that Tiger Woods' wife is Swedish. And yesterday morning, I had breakfast at the famous Swedish Pancake House. In Illinois!

Coincidence?

Comments

Rumors I have heard is that it is AIDS.

M. Simon · November 29, 2009 11:25 AM

Did you perchance have occasion to meet the chef?

Independent George · November 29, 2009 11:37 AM

So, is Camilla going nuts over the Obama lung cancer cover-up, or the Mary Ann Mobley news?

It's a shame that the 25 lost pounds didn't come off Michelle's big fat booty. Maybe that's why she's devastated. If the women lost 25 pounds off that gi-normous ass, maybe she'd be the sexy glamour queen the legacy media makes her out to be.

Anyway, if Obama really does have lung cancer, I hope he puts his name on the wait list for treatment now, because if his healthcare bill passes, it could be take months for any sort of actual treatment and, by then, the cancer likely would have progressed to the point that he would be prescibed "comfort" rather than medical treatment. It'll be all about the dignity, you know.

Rhodium Heart · November 29, 2009 12:49 PM

@M Simon:
AIDS? Which of the seven celebrities on the cover would that be? God I hope it's not Dick Van Dyke.

Rhodium Heart · November 29, 2009 12:55 PM

If only the cancer story were true? I honestly think I'd rather have Biden than put up with Obama and his cronies any more.

hoss · November 29, 2009 02:24 PM

RH,

Obama. The Boyz at HillBuzz seem to think that Obama was a regular at a bathhouse called Man’s Country.

See comment #18 and replies:

http://hillbuzz.org/2009/11/19/caucus-and-primaries-primer-how-do-we-best-get-this-information-together/

M. Simon · November 29, 2009 03:12 PM

Andrew Sullivan says Obama got the AIDS from Sarah Palin's woman-parts. Or Bristol's. Andrew can't tell the difference. "Seen one snatch," he says, "you've seen 'em all."

Rhodium Heart · November 29, 2009 04:36 PM

@M Simon:
Obama just released a statement in response to the HillBuzz rumor you posted: "That's not the Man's Country Bath House I thought I knew." He went on to describe Man's Country as a "typical white gay bath house."

That said: Michelle has an upper body that only a muscle-queen could love.

Rhodium Heart · November 29, 2009 04:46 PM

Obama's hostility to gay activists is beginning to make sense.

Eric Scheie · November 29, 2009 04:58 PM

Obama's hostility to gay activists is beginning to make sense.

A frequent cover for closeted gays and less frequently closeted bisexual males is to appear to be at least somewhat hostile to the gay community.

M. Simon · November 29, 2009 09:13 PM

I saw that at the checkout line and wished that our Presidents weren't treated like celebrites. It's not diginified.

I am not calling for a regulatory agency to address the issue, however.

Wistfully Yours,
Tom DeGisi

Tom DeGisi · November 30, 2009 09:47 PM

Michelle has an upper body that only a muscle-queen could love

huh? what muscles? the media likes to say she has them, but plenty of women at my gym have better developed muscles, and are hotter too.

plutosdad · December 2, 2009 01:46 PM