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July 31, 2007
"We cannot have intact testicles on government property!"
So says "Dan Nender, a 1634 supporter who filed suit in Sacramento Federal Court" to have a "marble monument to service dogs, originally set to be displayed in Sacramento, California" altered. According to the full story at the "Official News Agency" they want the statue's nuts sawed off: [Sacramento, CA] A marble monument to service dogs, originally set to be displayed in Sacramento, California, may be on its way out of the golden state. The reason? The statue's "manhood" is still intact.Something about this story seemed too "good" to be true -- especially because I have written so many posts against AB 1634 that I not only want it to be true, I am positively drooling! Spineless eunuch bureaucrats have long been a favorite narrative here, and I do not deny it! But I regret to say that much as I love the narrative, I'm afraid the report isn't true. Not only can I find no confirmation of it anywhere, but Googling the artist's name and hometown leads only back to the same story and the various discussion boards that have mentioned it. Even the Canada Free Press seems to have been conned, for their earlier link to the story is now dead, although I did very much enjoy the Google cache version which adds a bit of commentary to the story. Attention all non-Hollywood type sheriffs and law officials: They're going to tote the Kool-Aid, don the tinfoil hats and pull the heist off under cover of darkness.From the looks of its site, the Animals C.L.U.B. Freedom would seem opposed to mandatory spaying and neutering, and I'd hate to think that the ACLU would mess with my dog's ovaries, but you never know! Anyway, I hate it when stories that support what I think turn out to be wrong -- especially when they have all the right elements! There is a serious side to this, and that is the growing emergence of news hoaxes and bogus news sites. Regular readers may remember "Capitol Hill Blue" and the fictitious "George Harleigh." (He didn't exist, and he was debunked, but he's still considered quotable!) More recently, the Bussard fusion project was falsely reported by a hoax site to be funded by Governor Schwarzenegger. Of course, the "Official News Agency" does not even pretend to be anything other than a satire site, so it would be laughable to maintain that this rises to the level of a real hoax. It's a fake hoax, folks! And what a pity! Because, I really enjoyed another report -- that Harry Reid kicks dogs! [Washington, DC] Animal rights activists were up in arms Friday, as reports came in that U.S. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, Democrat from Nevada, savagely kicked a retired ranch dog lying in his path as he toured a property near Reno. Witnesses say that Senator Reid had to be forceably restrained by his staff so that caretakers could attend to the injured animal.It's just not fair that it isn't true, because it's a really good story! Which means that our superficial concerns over the technical truth can end up obscuring the larger truth -- which is whether the dog Harry Reid might as well have kicked might as well have had balls. posted by Eric on 07.31.07 at 11:35 AM
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Hi folks... Official News Agency is satire. No story we write should be taken seriously. Even though you may find elements in our stories based upon actual events, you should not make any conclusions based upon any of our articles, columns, or silly bits. Best to go read a real news story... although we can't honestly tell you where to find one. http://www.officialnewsagency.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=41&Itemid=63 Thanks for stopping in. G Keith Burgin · July 31, 2007 01:07 PM I just read a bit on the ONA site. Very funny. Global Warming linked to Climate Change. Indeed. Loren Heal · July 31, 2007 01:42 PM "We cannot have intact testicles on government property!" Hasn't this been the policy of the federal government for some time now? :-D Nate Nelson · July 31, 2007 05:07 PM Se non è vero, è ben trovato. It's been around a while, I guess. Of course, some seem to drop the 'non' part and run with the story.... John Burgess · July 31, 2007 09:59 PM I was about to write an outraged blog post when I realized the pro- dog organization in the original was called "NADS". Too good to be true! Steve Bodio · August 1, 2007 11:38 AM Sacless/i>mento? I live in Sacramento county so I can testify {have you ever noticed the amount of common words which seem to be derived from male genitalia? testify, testimony, testiment, test. Interesting they all have to do with honesty and integrity.) Damn. Papertiger · August 2, 2007 11:16 AM You might be cheered to know that Lloyd Levine is term limited out this year, so shelving his nut taking bill has probably killed it. Papertiger · August 2, 2007 11:20 AM That's great news! But I did read that Levine might be running for Senate. These guys just don't seem to go away. Eric Scheie · August 2, 2007 11:49 AM Post a comment
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The story was clearly satire, "Sacramento is a testicle-free zone" being our clue.
Still, it was great fun while it lasted, and had me chomping to quote it. Lunactivist overreach is one of my favorite punching bags.