Don't pick on Edwards! He's adorable!

Here's something Michael Moore won't include in his films: John Edwards obvious interest in his own hair. (Via InstaPundit.)

I don't believe in ad hominem attacks, so I won't criticize Senator Edwards either for his hair or for his interest in it. Hair was, after all, a major reason why Edwards was selected in the first place. (Kerry said so.)

The whole thing is cute.

And there's nothing wrong with being cute.

posted by Eric on 10.19.04 at 04:24 PM


Haircuts. Except for Cheney, they all need haircuts. Edwards needs a haircut. Bush needs a haircut. Kerry _really_ needs a haircut. And I need a haircut very soon, too. I like the way you keep your hair short. You look like a MAN. I need to look like a man, too.

Their wives and daughters should keep their hair as it is. Women look good with hair on top of, and flowing down from the top of, their heads. The linear angularity of Man. The encircling curvaceousness of Woman. The eternal Divine polarity.

Well, I guess someone had to supply a cutting remark about John Edwards. Thanks Steven!

Eric Scheie   ·  October 20, 2004 9:28 AM

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