You may have also heard that the man I selected is John Edwards of North Carolina.
(APPLAUSE) And I want you to know we think this is a dream ticket. We've got better vision. We've got better ideas. We've got real plans. We've got a better sense of what's happening to America. And we've got better hair. I'll tell you that goes a long way.
Kerry is right, of course. Just ask any of the Big Three newscasters; better hair goes a long way!
The war? It's no more than a national bad hair day; nothing that can't be cured by a newly invigorated scalp.
Forget terrorism; better hair is serious business!
Aren't some things worth dyeing for?
posted by Eric on 07.07.04 at 01:26 PM
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For a minute, I thought that last sentence was a typo.
Of course you would. Youre not as nuanced as the Dems. If you were more sophisticated (as they are) you would realize what deep and forthright conviction is demonstrated by a nice head of hair. Proper attention to grooming = proper attitude towards governing and correct position on the issues. I propose in future elections, the candidates not be allowed to speak at all. We'll just bring in a panel of hairstylists (and maybe a phrenologist or two) and have them elect our national leadership. Unless of course, they couldnt figure out how to use the punch cards.
Mick · July 8, 2004 02:34 PM
Could the whole anti-war movement really be a function of people preferring Saddam's hair to Bush's?
The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler
Don?t bang your head!
For a minute, I thought that last sentence was a typo.