Ripping through Denial

It's time for me to attempt to get caught up with my weekly online tests.

Last week I was gone all day Friday and Saturday, and had no time to look for these damned things (to say nothing of taking them and commenting on the results), and I really had no time until yesterday.

Fortunately, a couple of favorite bloggers helped me out by posting online tests, so I'll begin with them.

From the esteemed Ghost of a flea I found a test called "Which Breakfast Club Character are you?"

I am Claire Standish -- a princess with a dysfunctional family!

You're Claire Standish! A "princess" with
a dysfunctional family. You're known to:
shop,being center of attention, and playing
miss popularity. But really though you hate
it... with john Bender as a boyfriend, I'm sure
people will start to get the hint.

Which Breakfast Club Character are you?
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Naturally, if I were a princess with a dysfunctional family I would want to run away from it all, so I took the next test -- "Which Extremity of the World Are You?" -- to find out where.

I am the Nile!
Which Extremity of the World Are You?
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.

Not a bad result for a dysfunctional princess! Aren't such people said to live in "denial"?

(My thanks to Marie at Ordinary Galoot, who's also the Nile, not denial!)


What's a dysfunctional princess in denial supposed to do for entertainment? I looked and I looked, and all I could find was an inexplicably weird test which warned only, "YOU ARE - F O R B I D D E N - TO TAKE THIS QUIZ!!"

Here are my dysfunctional results:

You are granted the gold star of cool
peepsieness..You are a person that shines with
an inner golden light, gifted with genorosity
and the gift of a freely given kindness that is
rare in this world. So na! na! poo poo to all
those who say otherwise!......Click Slake's or
Lilith's or both 8P

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Gold star of peepsieness? I didn't know what to make of it, but I definitely didn't like it.


Which led me to balance out my goodie-goodie karma with some bad karma, by taking a test called "Which Evil Criminal are You?"

I'm Jack the Ripper!

I am Jack the Ripper. Come here, my pretty ...
Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.

Now that buoyed my spirits!

Much better than drowning in de Nile.....

posted by Eric on 06.11.04 at 07:25 AM


The Nile has always been my favorite river, the lifeline or bloodstream, so to speak, of the Holy Land, i.e., Egypt. The Holy Myth of Osiris and Isis is the first myth I fell in love with back in 4th grade. Or at the end of that school year actually. For at least a year before that, my religion was L. Frank Baum's Oz books. Then I discovered Isis and Osiris, and then other mythologies, Babylonian, Sumerian, Hindu, Chinese, Japanese, Mayan, Aztec, Hawaiian, Norse, Slavic, Celtic, etc., and, yes, Greek and Roman.

That was my Springtime period, as Spengler would say. After that, I discovered Greek philosophy, Plato, and then modern ideologies. I became a socialist, but then discovered Nietzsche, Spengler, and then Rand and other Rightists. I have moved back to the Far Right, i.e., back to the Divine polytheisms of the ancient world. My Second Religiousness?

As to villains or evil criminals, Nixon is my favorite. I keep thinking about him all the time. His _style_!

I also came up as Jack the Ripper with a gold star for peepsieness . . are we related??

Steve, how can you keep up with all that? I got exhausted just reading your post!

Persnickety   ·  June 14, 2004 12:38 PM

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