Not much time to engage in these silly antics today, but my sense of tradition compels me to present the Classical Values Friday Online Tests anyway.

As long as people keep writing these things and I keep finding new ones, duty calls!

The first test -- "What movie Do you Belong in?" assigns me to Fight Club!

Fight Club!


What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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Funny, because I don't look for fights, and I'll have my readers know that I never start them....

Say, what's with the bar of soap, anyway?

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The Fight Club result left me feeling a tad victimized, so I was next drawn to the "Vampire Classification Quiz."

Vampires intrigue me, because they just do what they have to do to get by, and none of them really chose their lifestyle, any more than I would deliberately start a fight. They're just victims of circumstance, trying to get by. I think this result is basically a fair one, because if I had to be a vampire, I would try to be as nice as I could about it.

You are most likely to be the Vampire
Chevalier!

The Chevalier personifies the vampire that acts
with noble intentions, despite what it is
capable of. Taking a conflicting nature and
resolving its issues, the chevalier both
embraces and yet keeps the vampiristic nature
in check; the hunt and taking of blood is
enjoyed greatly, yet is restricted to those who
willingly give, 'wrong-doers,' or is taken in
self-defense; its powers are also embraced
willingly, yet while it blatantly and proudly
uses them, those that harm are only used in
self-defense or in the defense of others. The
vampire charm is used in full, and the
chevalier appears as one of the most alluring
of all vampires, often lordly in appearance as
well. Because of the open embrace of its powers
and seemingly royal stature, the chevalier
often is an immensely powerful vampire.

Dominant personality trait: Pride

Dominant color: Gold

Fictional Vampire Examples: Meier Link ('Vampire
Hunter D: Bloodlust'), Jean-Claude ('Anita
Blake: Vampire Hunter')

Curious to see how you would fare as a creature of
the night? Come this way...


Vampire Classification Quiz (w/ Pics)
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I can live with that, if I must. There are benefits to being a vampire. For one thing, I don't have to worry about the Life Extension War....

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Being a pugnacious vampire left me with a need to atone, and maybe feminize myself a little, so I took a "chicks only" quiz -- "Which male celebrity are you going to marry?" -- to tone down my image. I am not a girl vampire, and I am not looking to marry a celebrity, male or female, so these results should be taken with a grain or two of fresh blood. Maybe my first victim?

You are going to marry Ashton Kutcher. He is kind
and sweet, but pulls a lot of pranks (and
probably quite a few on you too!!)and can
always make you laugh.
Congrats!!


Which male celebrity are you going to marry? (now 12 (i just added more, and still more to come!)results that have pics!)
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Don't these guys want eternal youth?

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If it were my fate to do all the above things, I would definitely want to write about them, so the following test -- "What kind of writer are you?" -- is appropriate enough, as is the result:

You're an Angst writer!


What kind of writer are you?
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Oh baby, feel my pain!

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Angst or not, the damned sex thing won't go away, nor will my curiosity. So I was led by the balls to another silly test -- "What's your sexual appeal?" (not knowing that it would be another "chick test.") -- and it said I'm into nerds:

Nerdslut


What's your sexual appeal?
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Hey, don't blame me. Nerds are cool these days, but when I was in high school they definitely were not. Even though I fell into the "cool" category I always went out of my way to maintain close friendships with nerds. I guess the test reflects that, but I never intended it to be particularly sexual.

Once again, I'm a victim of circumstance!

Next!