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April 24, 2004
Still breathing? Test yourself at home!
OK, so it's not Friday! To anyone who missed the online tests yesterday, I asked everyone to please donate to the Spirit of America. I have no way of knowing whether anyone did, so I am a bit conflicted over what to do. The usual pattern here has been to offer four tests, but I only found two "normal" tests -- both of which generated humiliating results! (The second one was so disturbing that I decided to verify the results, which I added for a total of four tests.)
I did love Chasing Amy, but I didn't particularly identify with Hooper, so I'm not sure about the soundness of this test. (Via res gestae dionysii, who got to be Holden!)
Also from res gestae dionysii -- who gets to be Kerouac. This stuff really is so unfair. I. Just. Can't. Take. It. Any. More. Hmmmm..... I smell gas. Better go investigate! AM I DONE? Let me check.... ___________________________________
I bear no responsibility for the spelling, but here's the first result: Your more dead than alive. Are you Dead?
Well, how about this?
This is the technical term for your common practice You will be the secret shame of your entire If only you had remembered the lemon. Tsk. Well, at What can I say? When you gotta What's that about the lemon segment in the mouth? I must have gotten distracted in the kitchen while playing silly Sylvia Plath games. I think I'm about up to my neck with these online tests..... posted by Eric on 04.24.04 at 12:53 PM
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