From neglected child to pyramid scheme!

It's a busy day, but it's still Friday, which is Online Test Day at Classical Values.

Each week I am forced to grin and bare my soul, whether I want to or not.

I think I'll rank these from the smallest to the largest, beginning with the baby of them all, my inner child -- which is neglected!

your inner child is the neglected child. Your always ledt alone without much nurturing or love. You dont believe you are lovable or worthwhile so you dont know how to love, your just depr
your inner child is the neglected child. Your
always ledt alone without much nurturing or
love. You dont believe you are lovable or
worthwhile so you dont know how to love, your
just depressed.(will u please rate this quiz
cause i looked up alot of this).


Whats ur Inner Child(with pics)
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Well, if I'm a neglected child, then I'll get even with whoever wrote this test by neglecting to correct the bad grammar and spelling!


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I guess it's now fair to ask what Elliot Smith song a neglected inner child grows up to become. And from a favorite new blogger, res gestae dionysii, I found out!


Pitseleh
Pitseleh


Which Elliott Smith song are you?
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Pitseleh?

If I didn't know it was a song, I'd swear my neglected inner child was suffering from an eating disorder which causes him to spit out food particles -- while making that noise!


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Neglected children with eating disorders may start by turning their problems into music, but that doesn't begin to satisfy the endless craving for more. No doubt the Divine Discontent looms large in the life of every neglected inner child, thus forcing them onward and upward. Did I just mention force?

As it happens, Michael Demmons (a Padawan) supplied a test -- how jedi are you? -- which ranked my forceness.


:: how jedi are you? ::


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I don't mind being a Jedi Knight, but I'm supposed to rank these tests by size. And what has me a little confused about the "Which Old Testament Character are you?" test is how to rank Star Wars characters vis-a-vis Biblical characters. (After writing about Hellboy it's even more confusing.) But I decided that box office popularity would have to win here, and I think Star Wars films outrank movies about my character, Gideon.

You are GIDEON!
Which Old Testament Character are you?

brought to you by Quizilla (Via Ordinary Galoot, who gets to be Nehemiah.)

It really isn't fair for Gideon to be outranked by the Jedi Knight, because Gideon is considered one of history's first spies, and I think a film about him would be quite interesting. Especially because according to this site, he's controversial:

GIDEON: killed (Jud. 8:16:17 the Living Bible), murdered prisoners (Jud. 8:21 RSV), engaged in polygamy (Jud. 8:30)
That sounds like an exciting action/adventure/spy film to me.

But I doubt it could out-rank Star Wars. Unfair as it may be, I think the Jedi Knight outranks Gideon in popular culture.


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I saved the best for last -- "What Wonder of the Ancient World are you?"


You are the Great Pyramid of Giza!
You are the Great Pyramid of Giza!

You are a natural leader who expects nothing but
the best effort from yourself and others. You
make decisions quickly and accurately. As the
Great Pyramid of Giza, you are also very
detailed, and you admire attention to detail in
yourself and others. You organize projects and
teams very well. You do tend to be impatient,
and hate mistakes made by others and especially
yourself. Being wrong is the worst fate that
you could imagine.


What Wonder of the Ancient World are you?
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Which makes two in one from Ordinary Galoot, who's also the Great Pyramid.

I've been contemplating the Sphinx for a long time, too....

posted by Eric on 04.16.04 at 05:13 PM





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