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April 16, 2004
From neglected child to pyramid scheme!
It's a busy day, but it's still Friday, which is Online Test Day at Classical Values. Each week I am forced to grin and bare my soul, whether I want to or not. I think I'll rank these from the smallest to the largest, beginning with the baby of them all, my inner child -- which is neglected!
Well, if I'm a neglected child, then I'll get even with whoever wrote this test by neglecting to correct the bad grammar and spelling!
Pitseleh? If I didn't know it was a song, I'd swear my neglected inner child was suffering from an eating disorder which causes him to spit out food particles -- while making that noise!
Neglected children with eating disorders may start by turning their problems into music, but that doesn't begin to satisfy the endless craving for more. No doubt the Divine Discontent looms large in the life of every neglected inner child, thus forcing them onward and upward. Did I just mention force? As it happens, Michael Demmons (a Padawan) supplied a test -- how jedi are you? -- which ranked my forceness.
It really isn't fair for Gideon to be outranked by the Jedi Knight, because Gideon is considered one of history's first spies, and I think a film about him would be quite interesting. Especially because according to this site, he's controversial: GIDEON: killed (Jud. 8:16:17 the Living Bible), murdered prisoners (Jud. 8:21 RSV), engaged in polygamy (Jud. 8:30)That sounds like an exciting action/adventure/spy film to me. But I doubt it could out-rank Star Wars. Unfair as it may be, I think the Jedi Knight outranks Gideon in popular culture.
I saved the best for last -- "What Wonder of the Ancient World are you?"
You are a natural leader who expects nothing but Which makes two in one from Ordinary Galoot, who's also the Great Pyramid. I've been contemplating the Sphinx for a long time, too.... posted by Eric on 04.16.04 at 05:13 PM
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