An end to sock puppetry? By all means.

Via Glenn Greenwald Reynolds, who doesn't make clear which "side" he's on.

Why?

This "Glenn" confusion is starting to bother me. Has anyone (outside of Brazil, that is) ever actually seen Glenn Greenwald? I mean, in person? Sure, there's been a talking image floating around on the Telescreen, but how can we be sure that there really is a Glenn Greenwald, much less that the talking image actually depicts a human being of that name?

Sorry, but I'm skeptical.

There are just way too many "coincidences."

UPDATE: A rare admission from the Glenn behind the strings.

Also via Glenn Reynolds, Don Surber shows that Greenwald is wrong about a number of things, while spinning the sock puppetry to make him look like the victim of personal attacks.

Food for thought.

But what about the cute lyrics?