|
May 11, 2006
how to kill tree-killing spam
A grim factoid: . . . [E]ach year, the Junk Mail Monster destroys about 68 million trees, wastes 28 billion gallons of water, and costs about $450,000,000 of you money to cart its promos, pleas and promises to and from incineratiors, garbage dumps and recycling centers? That equates to about 34 pounds of junk mail for every man, woman and child in the U.S. It's like stuffing a whole tree into our mailboxs each year.I'm no tree hugger, and I have no problem with cutting down trees for lumber or whatever purpose the owner of the trees might want. But is there anything wrong with helping to voluntarility save trees from the fate of being turned into stuff that none of us want? From legalized littering? A friend recently emailed me to ask whether I knew of any way to stop the junkiest of that junk mail -- the literal trash that fills most of our mailboxes. I'm talking about the sloppy, slidy, pulpy, shopper saver coupon stuffing sh*t. It's nothing but incredibly annoying trash, and you can't just casually toss it into the trash because it has a way of wrapping itself around genuine mail. Because it is sent to "Occupant" "Resident," or "Postal Customer," it is very difficult to refuse it. And Direct Marketing Associates (a place which has this special web site where consumers can have their names removed) can only remove names. Addresses are off-limits. So are "non-member mailings" -- which the trash often is. The worst of all is the sloppy bundle of store advertising circulars that don't even have your address! They're just paying the post office to stick the pile in every box. If neither your name nor your address is anywhere on the pile, what's to remove from any list? This is one of those stubborn problems without an easy solution, and unfortunately, the United States Postal Service is a major part of the problem. Not that your mail carrier wants to throw his back out of kilter carrying around trash he knows you don't want. But even if you ask him to stop delivering it, and he's kind enough to honor your request, he'll be fired: The seven long-time St. Petersburg mail carriers thought they were doing their customers a favor: Some people along their route had asked they not deliver bulk-mail catalogs and advertising letters.Grrrr..... It's as if the bulk mailers have a right to force your mailman to throw their trash into your mailbox. According to the 9th Circuit, they do! Even prisons can't stop it. Bulk mailers make sure their items get to everyone imaginable. Early this year, the 9th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals in San Francisco upheld a lower-court ruling that overturned a ban on bulk mail to prisoners by Washington state's Department of Corrections.Interestingly, I just found another web site which says all mail is supposed to be addressed, and that the companies in charge of sending out the pulp advertising circulars are supposed to bundle it with cards. Contacting these companies might help, but because you're only making your local mailman go to more trouble (after all, someone has to do more sorting) he might balk: There are two different companies: ADVO ("Mailbox Values") and Harte Hanks ("Potpourri") that send these out in different areas around the US. The advertising is sent as a "supplement" to an address card which has the postage-paid notice on it.(More information here.) One last trick might be to take advantage of USPS Form 500, which is intended to combat pornography, but which will work against any other kind of "trash": First, USPS Form 1500 might get more notice. It was originally put out by the post office to allow residents with children to reject catalogs the addressee found pornographic or offensive.Whoa. The Supreme Court really said that? I can't believe I have a right to stop unwanted material. Perhaps if neighbors all got together and filled out the forms (litter is a form pornography, and anything can be stopped by Form 500) they could rid their neighborhoods of junk mail along entire carrier routes. This would save work for the local mailman, who'd only have to dump litter on the handful who didn't opt out, and delivering real letters to the majority who did. Who knows? This might even help the mailman's self esteem (who wants to be a paid litterbug anyway?) and thereby lead to a decrease in postal shootings. Plus it would save the trees! Sigh. Freedom from legalized littering is probably just utopian thinking. That's about as much time as I'm willing to devote to this junk. posted by Eric on 05.11.06 at 02:12 PM |
|
December 2006
WORLD-WIDE CALENDAR
Search the Site
E-mail
Classics To Go
Archives
December 2006
November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 July 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2006 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005 February 2005 January 2005 December 2004 November 2004 October 2004 September 2004 August 2004 July 2004 June 2004 May 2004 April 2004 March 2004 February 2004 January 2004 December 2003 November 2003 October 2003 September 2003 August 2003 July 2003 June 2003 May 2003 May 2002 See more archives here Old (Blogspot) archives
Recent Entries
Holiday Blogging
The right to be irrational? I'm cool with the passion fashion Climate change meltdown at the polls? If you're wrong, then so is God? Have a nice day, asshole! Scarlet "R"? Consuming power while empowering consumption Shrinking is growth! My dirty thoughts
Links
Site Credits
|
|
If we privatized the postal service, I am sure that companies would go (or at least could go) the same route that cell-phone companies did and charge for incoming as well as outgoing. That would make it illegal for companies to send you junk mail (since you would have to pay for it). I would even pay a little extra not to get junk if one company worked that way and others didn't.