Indisputably, I disagree.

Your mileage may vary.
You're mile age May very.
You are millage Mayberry.

Obviously you (as defined by the relevant, irrelevant, irrefutable, and irredeemable authorities, entities, and establishments) lack perspective.

The alternative is inconceivable. In other words, you cannot divide by zero, but only because of personal problems. Work it out for yourself.

Update: Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
--Philip K. Dick