The plasticity of fascism and blowing things up . . .

My first reaction to Muslim persecution of the wholesome Ronald McDonald was shock and awe.

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"Next, They Came for the Plastic Clowns" opined David Bernstein, joined by clown defender Glenn Reynolds.

Can we get serious?

I mean, shouldn't we be asking why the crowd is so upset at the clown? I didn't know what to think, and I was reduced to the status of a pitiful crybaby, asking questions like "Why do they hate us?"

I figured that either all clowns are Un-Islamic, or else Ronald McDonald is un-Islamic, and un-Islamic Clowns are bad. Or both.

Clearly we need to understand. There must be an explanation. A bit more research convinced me that there were other things leading up to this.

Not long ago, there was this incident:

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The link goes to stuff I don't understand, but which is obviously true. That's because people don't do these things without a reason!

Don't clowns bring the bad karma down on themselves by doing things like this?

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As professor (and out of politeness I won't call him "perfesser") Juan Cole observes, Nazi tactics like the above (also known as "eliminationist rhetoric") are not funny.

No they're not! (Especially, I might add, when coupled with mutability of mobilizing passions.)

The real issue, of course, is not whether a clown is plastic or not. It's what it does. And (as Mark Steyn revealed recently), some of the things that plastic clowns do are indeed shocking to contemplate.

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Hier klicken!

"Hier klicken"? Is that fascist code talk for "Achtung baby"?

While I'm all for freedom and everything, I hope things don't have to come to this:

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MORE: Sean Kinsell has a thoughtful post on the cartoon irreverency in which he touches on Egg McMuffins eaten with "exaggerated relish."

That definitely sounds like a religious affront -- as well as an affront to the senses. (For starters, relish doesn't belong on Egg McMuffins!)

UPDATE (02/21/06): Via Maggies Farm, the mystery of who benefits the most from these attacks on Ronald McDonald appears to have been solved:

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I don't know why I'm so slow to figure these things out....

posted by Eric on 02.15.06 at 10:22 AM





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"That definitely sounds like a religious affront -- as well as an affront to the senses. (For starters, relish doesn't belong on Egg McMuffins!)"

Har-har, honey. Actually, one weird thing: I was brought up in a Sabbatarian Christian religion in which we followed the Levitical health laws. After becoming an apostate I had no compunction about eating pork and shellfish and stuff...but my stomach wasn't used to them, and I couldn't keep them down. So now I guess I abstain from pork for irreligious reasons.

Anyway, I was going to use a Big Mac there, but it didn't sound as offensive as something with ham. Might have gone better with the relish, though.

(Thanks for the link, BTW.)

Sean Kinsell   ·  February 15, 2006 11:51 AM

Thanks Sean.

I try to control myself, but from time to time I'm vulnerable to a Big Mac Attack....

Eric Scheie   ·  February 15, 2006 01:09 PM

Are you sure the Ronald McDonald Clown with the Magic Pad isn't funnny? It made me grin.

Maybe Etch-a-Sketch was too difficult for him to use?

LomaAlta   ·  February 15, 2006 11:42 PM

aaeah suuoy

Arthur   ·  February 28, 2006 02:06 AM


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