Wingnuts cover what moonbats neglect?

I'm not much of a bicycle fan, probably because the issue has been so politicized by groups like Critical Mass -- a group I've repeatedly criticized in the past because I consider it mostly composed of anti-gasoline, anti-car "moonbats."

But nearly everyone is talking about "hybrids" these days ("nearly everyone" certainly includes Glenn Reynolds -- who's been called a "political hybrid"), and something I recently found made me wonder why bicycles can't also be included among the hybrids.

Lots of people have been riding their bikes to work recently, but one of the limitations is the physical ability of the rider, especially on long trips, or riding uphill. For not a whole lot of money, I found an incredibly cool way to hybridize your bicycle with an add-on motor, which is profiled here:

The performance of this little 2-stroke is amazing. It's rated at 1.2 hp, but unlike more powerful, less efficient designs, it delivers more power to the wheel.

We clocked 33 mph out of the box--the engine started instantly with a yank of the pull cord. It uses a centrifugal clutch and thumb-lever throttle. You pedal away from a standstill to ease the initial load on the Kevlar belt, which is said to last up to 5000 miles.

Our test area was in the Adirondack Mountains, so we had plenty of hills. The engine never faltered and took on the grades with verve. It was a delightful, fun ride. Our fuel mileage figured out to be more than 250 mpg. The exhaust is clean (EPA approved through 2010) and quiet--about 70 dBA at idle, 84 dBA flat out. If there was one bang that we couldn't ignore, it was the bang for the buck.

The actual engine they used is for sale here, and profiled here.

There are plenty of pictures at Popular Mechanics, and here's a closeup:

AddonMotor.jpg

I've ridden motorcycles, bicycles, scooters and mopeds, but the latter just aren't any good for pedaling as they're too heavy. At five pounds, this motor weighs the same as a laptop.

The only thing I didn't like was the caption under that last picture:

The engine cover slips right on and is held in place by a wingnut.
I know it sounds nitpicky, but the term "wingnut" might be found at least as offensive to political sensitivities as pig references are to religious sensitivities. Should Popular Mechanics consider some sensitivity training?

I mean, would they say that an engine cover was held in place by a "moonbat"? I doubt it.

Although in fairness to Popular Mechanics (recently the subject of ridiculous moonbat attacks), this might be because according to Google, moonbats are tougher nuts than the wingnuts themselves.

But someone has to hold the covers in place, dammit!

(And I doubt the moonbats at Critical Mass would want anything to do with it....)

posted by Eric on 11.07.05 at 12:28 PM





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I live within 4 miles of work and biking would be no problem

Except, working in a courthouse, having to bike in office attire just is not practical.

Darleen   ·  November 7, 2005 02:30 PM

I always associate bicycles with Dawn, who rides a blue bicycle. Women riding bicycles were very sexy in my day, before they started wearing those ugly helmets.

"Moonbat"? Whenever I see that word, I always think of that scene in Tim Burton's Batman when his Batplane soared upward till it made a sillouette against the Moon, and then swooped down again. But Batman was on the Right, on the side of order, while the Joker was on the Left, on the side of chaos.

Darleen, I wouldn't want to bike in office attire either. (It would feel goofy.)

Steven, chaos begets order, which begets chaos. But does order survive chaos better than chaos survives order? Wouldn't injecting order into chaos cause real chaos in chaos? Political hybridism?

Eric Scheie   ·  November 7, 2005 11:24 PM

I remember those back in the 1970's. Some of them has a small, powered rubber-roller that drove the front or rear wheel directly. There were two problems back then; the laws then made a "bicycle w/ motor" a motorcycle needing lights and all the DOT-crap; and the little 2-cycle motors were not reliable enough to depend-on. They would get too-hot, or foul the tiny-little spark-plugs. Chainsaws and edgers idle then get revved. The little bike-motors where expected to maintain RPM constantly, and the 2-cycles of the time were not up to it.

A couple of guys in my neighborhood had them, but they usually died and needed major dismantling and repairs over month or two. Then mopeds come out...and had the same reliablity probelms...we had several. The little 2-cycle and even the later 4-cycle motors just don't hold-up; yet a friends Vespa ran for years. Go figure.

Ted B.   ·  November 8, 2005 02:08 PM


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