This doglike feeding, if one must engage in it, ought to be kept from public view, where, even if WE feel no shame, others are compelled to witness our shameful behavior.
The wicked expression on your face as you're licking that cone. That cracks me up. Who would have thought that licking an ice cream cone would have controversial ideological significance until Leon Kass came along? He must have a hard time every time he passes by a Baskin-Robbins. This whole thing cracks me up. har! har!
The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler
Don?t bang your head!
Next, you'll be tearing food with your teeth. Or yawning. Or both.