WorldNetDaily has an amazing sense of priorities about what constitutes the biggest news. Today I learned that the most important thing happening is not Hurricane Rita, but the fact that American corporations have joined forces with homosexuals to, to, I guess to "cuddle" (probably code language of some sort for declaring war on America's values), and that radical elites including the gay agenda are taking over the country. The following lineup of today's news stories (as of 2:45 p.m. today) will give an idea of what WND considers America's most important events:
Not sure how reliably that last book links killer storms to "land for peace," but I guess I should be thankful that the killer storms aren't linked to sodomy! Or (worse yet), gay-friendly corporations.
(Yet.)
But let's just think about this for a minute....
Don't a lot of these "gay-friendly companies" do business in Texas?
MORE: Don't get me wrong here; not only am I all for free speech, but I'm sure that somewhere in there, WND has made some good points about ridiculous excesses of gay activists and the gay movement in general. But this stuff is so shrill, so singlemindedly obsessive, that it's almost comical. I'm honestly surprised not to see more articles linking Hurricane Rita to "sodomy." I guess I'll have to be patient; it took them a couple of days to get caught up with the Katrina sodomy connection.
Odd that there's nothing about Cindy Sheehan either.... She's been so busy lately, you'd think they could sandwich her in there between one of the sodomy links. (Just a thought....)
DATA FROM RECONNAISSANCE AIRCRAFT INDICATE THAT RITA HAS REACHED
CATEGORY FIVE INTENSITY WITH ESTIMATED MAXIMUM SUSTAINED SURFACE
WINDS OF 165 MPH. THIS WILL BE REFLECTED IN THE 4 PM CDT ADVISORY.
FORECASTER AVILA
UPDATE (09/22/05): As of today, Hurricane Rita has all but swept gay corporate cuddling WND's front page. Based on a tip from a commenter below, I blame Ipods.
posted by Eric on 09.21.05 at 02:28 PM
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The style of WorldNetDaily has always been interesting, even while I oppose much of what many of their writers advocate. They at least recognize that it is the spiritual, and therefore the sexual, rather than the economic, that is most important, even if they see it from a point of view opposed to my own, i.e., Jehovanist rather than Gnostic. Perhaps I should read WorldNetDaily more often.
You got it right; the proper level is acheived when hysteria becomes hysterical. Less threatening that way.
There wasn't anything funny about last night's news, but then, they weren't blaming Israel's land for peace policies, or sodomy, or even Bush. (Perhaps I should take the MSM less seriously, though.)
Steven, I think WND should hire you as a writer, and give you totally free rein. More fair and balanced to have a token Gnostic aboard.
Thank you! I could be a Dawn-like Jehovanist-style Gnostic upholding the tight bondage and holy self-discipline of Total Commitmenr Marriage.
As far as economics is concerned, and politics, this whole thing proves what I've been saying for some time and which contradicts the whole Marxist paradigm regarding this, i.e., that it is capitalists, not government, who are the best allies of homosexuals. It is capitalists who, on their own intiative, hire and promote homosexual men and women and treat them and their relationships as equal in value to their heterosexual counterparts. It is government that refuses to recognize homosexual marriages or even civil unions. It is government that forbids homosexuals to fight for their country in the military, or forces them to lie in order to do so. It was government that, until very recently, passed laws forbidding homosexual relationships altogether.
And yet the neo-Marxists and pragmatists in the Democratic party, and certain homosexual organizations that are no more than fronts for that party, that vilify capitalists and demand more and ever more government.
LOL, interesting turn of phrase: Odd that there's nothing about Cindy Sheehan either.... She's been so busy lately, you'd think they could sandwich her in there between one of the sodomy links. (Just a thought....)
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The style of WorldNetDaily has always been interesting, even while I oppose much of what many of their writers advocate. They at least recognize that it is the spiritual, and therefore the sexual, rather than the economic, that is most important, even if they see it from a point of view opposed to my own, i.e., Jehovanist rather than Gnostic. Perhaps I should read WorldNetDaily more often.