The following photo from weather.com does not, as some readers might hope, have anything to do with me:
Still, I can't say it didn't feel a bit personal.
If it said, "Go Away, Steven Malcolm Anderson", it would at least be more accurate.
Since it doesn't look like I'm going to go away any time soon:
If it said, "Steven Malcolm Anderson Is A ****ing ***h&le M&r&n B%st%rd", it would at least be more accurate.
Far better yet would be: "Bless You, Dennis And Justin Case", and "Come Back Soon, Eric Scheie"
Amen to that, brother.
Eric, everyone deserves a vacation, but we miss you around here!
Only three more days. Not that I'm counting.
If it said, "Go Away, Steven Malcolm Anderson", it would at least be more accurate.